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Ghost Protocol

I'm initiating Ghost Protocol
by Book December 19, 2011
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proto-boner

A potential boner. Not quite a semi, but far more than a softie. Should be considered a compliment when wielded by men who wear lab coats for a living.
"Your knowledge of the Southern blot method is giving me a proto-boner."
by ompelle December 20, 2008
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proto-mullet

The name given to a haircut that's on it's way to becoming a mullet.

An embryonic mullet.
Jari Litmanen; Tony Knowles circa 1985.
by Gheorghe Hagi April 19, 2003
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Peotone

a small country town, south of Chicago.

awful school district, and poor as shit.

incredibly boring.
The girl would rather eat garbage than go to school in Peotone.
We all died of boredom from living in Peotone.
by cookiesandapplejuice November 16, 2011
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procton

(n) The quantum of odor, that is, the smallest amount of odor which can exist independently. The unit of the Procton is the Smith, however, due to the large magnitude of the Smith, most commonly encountered odors are measured in picosmiths or femtosmiths.
He cut a loud, wet one, sending out a spreading cloud of Proctons like the ring around Uranus.
by DukieP April 28, 2005
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Proto-pseudo-gangster

A gentlemen whose social and communal tendencies gyrate around the general ambivalence of others regarding whether he truly is a finger-popping gangster simply at the beginning of his intricate development or a confused boy with no self identification simply mix-and matching factions that should be foreign to him with those that you would expect him to embrace.
Oh! that silly gentlemen of color, look at him thick ironic black framed spectacles and flat silver trousers 'round his knees drenched in cheap cologne and failure,...what a proto-pseudo-gangster!
by Eisenach May 27, 2012
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Proto-bro

A bro that bro'ed before all other bros. The prototype for all future bros. Does not know how to get anywhere other than the gym and tanning salon. One cannot bro harder than the protobro. Typically they dwell in Omaha, Nebraska and can be easily distracted by other bros.
William Anderson must be the proto-bro... he broes so hard motha fuckers try to fine him.
by Bromaster420 July 22, 2016
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