myspace pose

getting a little too much into posing for pictures.

ironically on the website myspace, almost every user has this same pose.

Wow! That girl's getting really into that myspace pose!

POSITION:
-eyes looking upward not toward camera
-arm in an awdward position: elbow out, peace sign directed to ones own side of face.
-pucker up lips

by Lizzle Gio October 7, 2007

Poseidon's kiss

When you go to the bathroom and the water splashes your rump after taking a dump.

Hey... did you have a Poseidon's kiss when you were in the washroom?

by Heather Crystal December 28, 2016

emo poser

Someone who claims to be emo. Dresses emo and tries to act emo. They tell everyone how sad they are all the time. And really their life is going perfectly fine. They cry constantly and claim to be depressed. Most of them cut and always show people. They go up to people and would be like "omg look what i did last night" then they would start crying and would want the other person to confide in them.

Emo Poser: Oh my god my life sucks. *cries and shows friend wrist* look what i did!
Emo: Why do you always show everyone?
Emo Poser: I do not!
Emo: Yea you do, you even showed people you hate.
Emo Poser: I thought you were my friend!
Emo: I'm not friends with posers!

by suicidalgurl666 August 17, 2006

T-pose

A way to show your dominance by lifting up your arms to form a T shape

Billy t-posed on jimmy to show that he was superior to him.

by Ur mom's shrek hentai June 13, 2018

ninny pose

Typical pose, usually with the involvement of camera whoring: roll eyes to one side, pout a little, hold camera from above, and snap a couple of shots.

Frequently done by the band propa kickin super rad in many of the sucessful videos.

vb. ninny pose! (imperative)

by pisserpisser August 23, 2007

poser

A person who attempts to blend into a specific social group.

Justin was such a poser-goth; sure, he comes to school in all black, but he doesn't even know who Edgar Allen Poe is.

by Paul Cannon October 1, 2002

poser account

An account on Facebook, YouTube, or another popular site in which someone impersonates someone else. It may or may not be done for poser reasons, and when the attempt fails, all hell breaks loose.

Obama's secret prostitute on YouTube? No Way! That chick is ugly and the videos suck ass. It's gotta be a poser account.

by AngelBarney58 July 19, 2009