Poote

verb; 1. The act of accidentally biting or scathing one's genitalia with the teeth during oral stimulation; 2. To rub without proper lubrication or apply pressure enough to cause dissatisfaction to the genitalia during sexual intercourse;

"If you poote my penis again you are going to recieve a black eye"

"Please do not poote my clitoris, it hurts"

noun form: pooter - "She gave me a pooter last night and now my penis is sore"

by Oil Field Trash November 24, 2006

pooted

A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling gassy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.

Bob: I gotta go home quick.
Jen: Why's that?
Bob: I just pooted...

by michael "i'm way too" long July 16, 2006

Customs and Border Protection

(US GOVERNMENT) Agency of the Department of Homeland Security tasked with the enforcement of US border protection and with the investigation of violations.

Created in 2003 from the former US Customs Service (Homeland Security Act); accounts for approximately one-fifth of the DHS's total budget. Budget is greater than the entire defense budget of Colombia, Taiwan, or Iran. It employs 52,000 people, including 17,000 border patrol agents, 1000 air and marine agents, and 22,000 port inspectors.

The Villarreal investigation is among scores of corruption cases in recent years...

...Department of Homeland Security officials have reconstituted an internal affairs unit at Customs and Border Protection, one of the largest federal law enforcement agencies, overseeing both border agents and customs officers.

When the Homeland Security Department was created in 2003, the internal affairs unit was dissolved and its functions spread among other agencies...

(NY Times, "Border Agents, Lured by the Other Side"--27 May 2008)

by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010

Pooter

You're all wrong. Pooter is not the definition for pussy, it is the definition for an asshole. if poot means to fart, then the pooter is the thing that creats the poot.

" the girls pooter smelt like dog shit while i was fucking her last night"

"did you just poot?"

by meatmusket46 July 21, 2009

fag promoter

In colloquial terms, a fag promoter is a step up from a fag hag. Fag promoters are broads who enable homosexual men to successfully become queens. They will stop at no lengths to promote; there is no stopping a promoter of fags.

That homo use to like football but the fag promoter has him watching Lifetime movies:

by Azzzzzzz January 12, 2009

Over Protective Father

An OCD dad that screams his ass off whenever you even think about going onto the internet.

Over Protective Father - "TIMMY! WHY ARE YOU ON THE COMPUTER!?!?!?!?"
Timmy - "I'm just on YouTube..."
Over Protective Father - "NO! YOU"RE WATCHING PORN! I KNOW YOU!"

by Majestic Word Writer April 9, 2014

Over Protective Mother

Mother who makes her kids come in for dinner at 4:00 and has them take a bath at 5:00 and be in bed by 6:00.

"Patrick come inside its time for dinner"
"Dude its only 4:00. Can you hang out after?"
"No after dinner I have to take a bath and be in bed by 6:00."
"Ha that sucks balls for you"
"Yea I know my mom is an Over Protective Mother"

by Smithers john January 31, 2009