wife proof

When your wife won't be able to use something you own

Yo man, these slippers are size 12! They're wife proof!

by Thawab November 5, 2022

Orgasmic Proof

The act of ejaculating semen on someone's body to show that they did not cum inside them.

Maria let john have sex with her without a condom. As a token of respect and not making her pregnant. He ejaculated on her as a reference of orgasmic proof.

by KayG February 27, 2018

Proof of Sesh

Proof of Sesh is the consensus mechanism for admission into the BluntDAO, denoted by getting an access token from a BluntDAO OG VALIDATORS for “sesh”ing in real life with them

I just Proof of Sesh’d w a validator and now I’m in BluntDAO

by OGBlunted July 23, 2022

Translation Proof

The maximum alcohol blood level that you could still manage to work under its influence, or tolerate translating documents.

A: Have you finished this half JD alone?!

B: And I'm still working. I have a high translation proof.

by Ahmed Zidan July 25, 2011

Past-Proof

Word, Opinion or Statement that can be said without fear of being scrutinized by things that have been done in the past.

By saying dinosaurs are dead, it's past-proof.

by ThatGuy9994 May 12, 2020

Goof Proof

Free of goofism. Goofs not allowed or tolerated. Unpenetrable by goofs. Similar to a bullet proof jacket but instead of bullets substitute goofs.

I'm straight G. I'm goof proof.

by GoofProof187 March 15, 2021

Sammie-Proof

Making something extremely simple for a sammie to be able to make it/survive it. Usually used when playing video games.

Did you remember to sammie-proof it? Sammie won't be able to complete it otherwise.

by Sparta <3 June 13, 2018