puffet (pronounced poo fay)

a sexual cornucopia of beautiful, available, and eagerly willing women

that library is puffet (pronounced poo fay); between the librarians and the patrons, any living dude can score with a beautiful woman with even the slightest effort

by jimijimijimijimi August 24, 2010

Tyler James Proctor

Treat this guy like a god. Nobody could even compare to his greatness...also his dick is soooo huge!!

Tyler James Proctor... “no way! Dick is big as hell!”

by The Best Ones January 29, 2019

proctocol

The medical procedures proscribed for proctological examinations.

John was concerned that his doctor was giving him the blue glove treatment at his annual physical because he was only 32. His doctor explained that he was following standard proctocol.

by Don Flavio III October 15, 2010

Proctologist

One who receives sheer joy by inspecting and treating patients assholes.

One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.

by Jim Jim420 October 26, 2009

prono

A way of saying "porno" to get around word filters on many chat sites.

Tie: Dude, I am looking at * right now
Down: What did you say? You got censored.
Tie: *! PRONO!!

by Rokara February 20, 2011

Porntop

A laptop (usually secret) on which 99-100% it's time is used for porn!

True geeks have Ubuntu installed on them! And store all of the porn in an encrypted disk image file! And only use the root account to actually view the porn!

Anton: Mindy, what are you doing?
Mindy: Looking through a laptop my boyfriend was hiding!
Anton *Looking at the Ubuntu logo on screen*: Mindy, i think this is a porntop! He's not into in just you anymore! Or maybe he's gay!
*Mindy cries*
Anton *hugging her*: I know, the truth hurts, i can try to hack it!

by Anton The Reaper September 15, 2013

Pronouns

A word that has the magic power to repel conservatives.

for some reason, conservatives hate pronouns.

by someuser12223 July 3, 2022