Professor BB 

A discordian who goes to the gym 5 days a week, runs 35 km per week, does 4 sets of 30 reps of 75 kg on leg press but only squat 10kg for reps. Has a vocabulary of “uh huh” & “nuh uh” also watches cp casually.

“cp ain’t allat”
- Professor BB

Professor BB by #1 BB fan January 21, 2024

Professor Joe 

A guy who thinks he knows everything and a dick about it.

Don't be a professor Joe.

Professor Joe by Gump1004 February 22, 2024

Professor Nace 

A college professor who is an infamously cool bastard. Notorious for making rhetoric great again. The rare species is only known to be found on the hill.

“Yo, did you see professor Nace in class?”
“Yea man, he’s such a mad bastard!”

Professor Nace by Nigerian Scammer April 17, 2024

professor dave explains 

based science guy
transcended debatelord
literally science Jesus right next to Einstein

Flat Earthers fear him
been watching Dave Farina on his channel, professor dave explains, i think i understand science now..

professor dave explains by MartianSupremacist May 8, 2025

Professor Gooch 

A man with vast knowledge of the Gooch

That fat, old, irish man from the seaside sure is a Professor Gooch

Professor Gooch by Tinytaint July 6, 2025

Professor of the Streets

Professor of the Streets:
Someone who’s got street knowledge on a whole other level — knows the slang, the drill rap, the vibes, the culture, the hustle, and the moves — but also smart as hell. Can Looks like a thug, talks like a normal bloke, but can decode trends, teach slang, and predict moves. People respect ’em ’cause they live it, see it, and understand it, but also know how to break it down for everyone else.

Example: Bruv, you need the lowdown on what’s popping in the streets? Ask Jamie — proper Professor of the Streets.

Lee: Bruv, I’ve been… I had to go on the Urban Dictionary to speak to the young generation. At work, I don’t know what they’re talking about these days.

Frank: Init, bruv! And you… think you are, a Professor of the Streets, now bruv? LOL.

Lee: LOL.

Frank: LOL.

Professor of the Streets by Jamie Cheese February 4, 2026

Gender Studies Professor 

Professional useless person

Person 1: Hey person 2, do you know what Ms. Frigbey does?
Person 2: I think she is a Professional useless person
Person 1: Ahhh a Gender Studies Professor

Gender Studies Professor by Tekcno January 19, 2021