procrastination is like masturbation it feels good when you do it but later figure out that you just fucked yourself...
by Kurokin March 11, 2010

A member of the orange Architect's team in Shadow Cities, who repeatedly puts off getting energy until right before a campaign ends. Generally these are badasses from North Carolina
Dreamergirl16: u guys r so far behind u can never catch up
Haak: pfft....you know we aint nothin but a bunch of procrastinators, we'll be on top at the end
Haak: pfft....you know we aint nothin but a bunch of procrastinators, we'll be on top at the end
by TheHaak June 16, 2011

Things i have done while procrastinating
1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over.....
1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over.....
by were we came in? July 31, 2008

burnin the day away til late at night when you realize that you have a shitload of homework to do. that's when the stress kicks in
-also another word for slacker
-also another word for slacker
by risingshadow April 12, 2009

dan howell is very good at procrastination
by placentaflavour August 10, 2014

pro-cras-ti-na-tion |prəˌkrastəˈnāSHən, prō-|
noun
the action of ruining your own life for no apparent reason
noun
the action of ruining your own life for no apparent reason
Procrastination is like playing your favorite game in a dark alley. I know I'm supposed to be enjoying this, but I'm too worried about what's around the corner.
by RemRabbit June 14, 2014

when you notice something outside your window, such as a swarm of butterflies or a shinny object or your neighbor picking his nose, that keeps you from doing whatever you have to get done.
i dont really have an example, because the definition was to amazing!
(procrastinate) they needed the word...
(procrastinate) they needed the word...
by joey!! ;D May 10, 2010
