procrastination is alot like masturbation in that it might feel really good, but in the end your only fucking yourself.
by preppyguy21 September 15, 2004
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you get all jiggly because you know, you should not be doing this and should do work, but you just can't be fucked.
THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.
or in basic terms, putting something off such as work- normally of the actually very important variety, to just laze around, normally on the internet.
and for those freaks that have a weird ability to not procrastinate and can just concentrate, with the motto "do work now, relax later" FUCK YOU.
you get all jiggly because you know, you should not be doing this and should do work, but you just can't be fucked.
THE WORK OF THE DEVIL.
or in basic terms, putting something off such as work- normally of the actually very important variety, to just laze around, normally on the internet.
and for those freaks that have a weird ability to not procrastinate and can just concentrate, with the motto "do work now, relax later" FUCK YOU.
as much as I love writing an essay on nazi germay, i think i will procrastinate by writing the definition of procrastination on urban dictionary.
or
when you've got a fuck load of work:
"don't get distracted, don't get distracted
ah, fuck it, i'll just check my notifications"
*3 hours later*
SHIT.
or
when you've got a fuck load of work:
"don't get distracted, don't get distracted
ah, fuck it, i'll just check my notifications"
*3 hours later*
SHIT.
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Teacher: You must stop procrastinating.
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.
OR
Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)
OR
"I'll do it tomorrow."
Student: I passed.
Teacher: But bad habits-
Student: Hush now, I passed.
OR
Parent: Don't you have a test on Friday? Shouldn't you start studying?
Child: But it's Wednesday...
Parent: You can't wait until the day of the test!
Child: But I'll be older, therefore wiser. (Procrastinate)
OR
"I'll do it tomorrow."
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