pocono extravaganza

A "pocono extravaganza" is when you get a bunch of people in a free for all in a hot tub in the poconos.

Mike got Lila, BP, and Tom in a "Pocono Extravaganza" over the weekend. They turned it into a train that even BP could could be proud of!

by JoeDog January 25, 2005

proon.

a person with a vagina, a penis, a boob, and a pec.

yesterday, i seen this proon... and he was jacking off!

by mallory dskjfs June 15, 2008

probono

When a girl looks so damn good, you can bone it before you have a bonner.

That girl in those soffee shorts is definitely probono material!

by bird April 21, 2005

prolonged preggo

When a woman is giving birth, a volunteer male inserts his dickhead into her pussy and delays labor.

He gave her a prolonged preggo!

by Danth Eman April 4, 2007

Procopio

1. In biology, a species of leprachaun that has evolved to have significant human contact.

"Look at that Procopio in the hallway!"

by F yee April 8, 2003

Proconstipation

Procrastinating writing pure shit.

Bob: Proconstipation sucks
Bobett: Tell me about it, I need to crap out some chapters this weekend but it won't come out!!!

Stephanie Meyer: I need some time to Proconstipate, so I can save the world from Midnight Sun just a bit longer.

I'm still proconstipating writing my shitty little fanfic. I'll shit out a few more chapters before I go to bed.

by Rofflecakes April 17, 2010

Procanvic

Noun. A professional cancer victim. Someone who constantly reminds people that they had cancer, no matter how irrelevant it is to the topic/chore at hand or how long ago the cancer struck.

John: Hey, are you caught up on that billing for the last quarter?
Procanvic: I haven't gotten to it yet. You know I had cancer, don't you?

or

Jane: I love to go to the beach with my friends.
Procanvic: Back when I was undergoing chemo I couldn't stay out in the sun very long.

by Video Brooke October 29, 2009