prefessional

When something is not done professionally, but rather in your own garage... terribly. And yet, somehow, it works.

I can totally weld that hood onto your civic dude. I'm a prefessional.

by Russnut May 31, 2009

professional walker

simply put, a professional walker is a model. plain and simple.

hedi klum is a professional walker

by drockafella16345 January 23, 2008

Professional Randomist

A Professional Randomist is someone with a wide and random assortment of skills. So random and wide that it is hard to describe their special talents and skills or a particular thing that they are good at.

Samantha knows how to do so many thing that it's hard to describe what kind of skills she has. She must be a Professional Randomist.

by ChibiAngel86 April 21, 2009

Professional beer drinker

One who is an expert at the art of drinking beers.
Someone who can handle large quanities of beer in one day.

#1Rick was impressed by Profesional beer drinker Karl feat of drinking 18 beers and still play a mean game of bags, and he was textdrinking.

#2Danko can only handle 3 to 5 beers before he breaks his seal or is drunk. No way will he ever be a professional beer drinker.
#3Rich, Lou and Karl are a team of professional beer drinkers called the 250lb man club!

by Krazy K Mooghasi June 20, 2009

professional bullshitter

Someone who is so good at lying that you believe them even when you know they are probably lying.

Boy: I love you forever, I always have.

Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.

Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.

Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.

Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.

Girl: ya, I love you too.

A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.

by With Love chris June 29, 2016

professional booger picker

A profession listed on job applications to avoid getting the job to continue collecting unemployment.

During a job interview, walk in with a plate of boogers. When the interviewer asks about the plate, tell them "I used to wipe them on my pants, but that's just gross." I'm a professional booger picker.

by ferrdog April 11, 2008

professional asshole

Someone who makes a living by being an asshole. Often used to refer to cable news or talk radio political commentators whose primary objective is to say the most outrageous, off the wall, inflammatory things about their political opponents or their supporters

Rush Limbaugh has made a career out of being a professional asshole.

Stephen Colbert is not a professional asshole, but he plays one on TV.

by wayward2 January 25, 2008