prectum

prectum The area between a mans prick and his rectum!
taint

Holy shit! I wiped my ass and got shit on my prectum!

by clittyliquor June 6, 2007

Precumer

A precumer is a virgin who has started to masturbate after being in a relationship.

Jake has been in a relationship for 5 years and now decides to masturbate. That makes him a precumer

by virginboylookingforsex December 17, 2018

Precumdiment

The runny, watery substance that first escapes the condiment bottle before the actual condiment because you didn’t shake the bottle enough.

Gross! I got precumdiment from the mustard bottle all over my hamburger.

by Bfunkadelia December 10, 2020

Precumceived

A baby conceived playing “just the tip”, or other activity’s in which a full climax has not occurred.

I swear we never even had sex! That baby was precumceived!

by Bluebeemer53 June 15, 2023

Precummer

Someone who is always coming way too early to an event and getting hated for it.

"Dude, Kevin is SUCH a Precummer!"

by ChunkyRot October 31, 2025

precomote

The early TV era before most households had color TV and or remote controls

I grew up in the precomote years when the TV picture was black and white and you actuality had to get up to turn it off/on or change the channel.

by Wildthing August 27, 2011

presumptle

To make an assumption like an idiot or moron (a word blending of presume and numpty). Anything bad arising from this false assumption is known as a presumptling.

I'm such an tool, I presumptled the big dude with who waved me over to the dark alleyway just wanted directions. He gave me such a presumptling...

by emptybee August 20, 2012