fuck palace

noun; Where you live. Any plot of land under your ownership with which you take scandalous women to have promiscuous, unprotected sex.

"Ay, girl. Do you want to come back to my fuck palace? But my mom lives there."

by chandizl December 22, 2008

pooping palace

A secretly designated toilet/bathroom at work where a person sneaks off to go number 2. Typically a bathroom away from high traffic areas where pooping noises can't be heard by others, and also rarely used by other people so there is time for the smell to disseminate before someone uses it again.

"I had to take a huge steamy dump at work so I snuck off to the pooping palace to save myself the embarrassment."

by SamanthaEm January 26, 2009

Crystal Palace

The best party house in all of Las Cruces, and the United States. A magical place where the women are hot and the beer is cold. Beer pong and beer bongs are always available and the cops can't stop the party.

dude 1: Hey have you gone to the Crystal Palace?

dude 2: Yeah I got trashed there the other day.

by Big Kahuna (MFP) November 22, 2011

crystal palace fan

Another way of saying homosexual.

Hey steve, that kid over there is a crystal palace fan, dont talk to him.

by mohair March 13, 2008

Paaland

a big viking that terrorizes the opposition box with tap ins he is a poacher and loves penaltys he has never scored a worldie give him his tap in or he will retire

did you paaland??
means i taped in in her box

by zest zaza March 25, 2023

Crystal Palace

Simply the best football team to support, past greats include Ian Wright, Geoff Thomas, Andy Johnson, Geoff Thomas, Kenny Sansom, Don Rogers and Peter Simpson.

Look at Crystal Palace knocking another goal past Brighton.

by cpfc_eagles July 24, 2008

bone palace ballet

the third album of the band Chiodos, although technically their first album was under the name "the chiodos bros."

regardless, it kicks ass

Dude i bought Bone Palace Ballet last night and it was just so beautiful that i cried

by keegsmaleegs July 3, 2008