porking the pooch

Fucking the dog, wasting time.

Teddy, quit porking the pooch and get the car towed and that nice girl, Mary Jo, a ride home.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

Pocking

A sport locally played in The Bahamas that requires a tennis ball.
The game can be played with two or more individuals and is usually played in larger groups. The more, the merrier.
The group decides who starts the game , the chosen individual is the holder of the ball and once the game is started everyone else scatters for cover to avoid being knocked with the ball. The victim is most likely to be hit with extreme force.

Thou shalt not complain about the force because thou has the right to exit the game.
Once the ball touches the ground, anyone can attempt to pick it up and choose a victim. The game is played for fun, for points etc.

Bey y'all lets go on the park and play "Pocking"!

Ine wan play bro, y'all is "pock" me to hard.

by BahamaLink June 3, 2019

eye-poking

The act of jabbing or piercing the eye ball with a pointed instrument such as a pencil or the index finger. Eye-poking is similar to eye-gauging except that eye-gauging generally employs the thumb and is used in self-defense.

An eye for an eye discourages eye-poking. ~ ..phiLip..

by kingphilip2 July 10, 2011

Poking-off

A woman receiving finger thrusts to her vagina either from herself or another person; the female form of Jerking-off; fingering

He was shocked when he walked in on his girlfriend to find her poking-off on her bed.

by spencefence September 1, 2007

no-life poking

When one is on Facebook and pokes another back so fast and so often it seems as though they have no life other than to poke you.

Random Individual-*checks phone*, "yo this girl keeps no-life poking me its almost creepy."

by Gen.jfiv2010 November 12, 2010

Pooking

(v.) Act of relaxation involving the intake of multiple sources of media (i.e. television, music, computer social networking) while ingesting snack foods, preferably of the chip variety.

I thought about going to my sister's house. But since I've been so tired, I've just been pooking here all day.

by ThatKhet November 30, 2010

Porking

A derogatory term used for sexual intercourse.
This term is widely recognised in the southern county of Hampshire - mainly in Basingstoke and the dark corners of Winchester.

'Oi mate did you pork her last night?'

'Yeah mate, right in the loin - I was porking her all night'

by Porkatron June 29, 2014