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Sack of Potatoes

As in the expression, "drop you like a sack of potatoes" which indicates that the aforementioned "sack" containing "potatoes" has been dropped at a greater velocity then that of an unladen swiss style sack.
Touch my package again robin and ill drop you like a fucking sack of potatoes!
by robinlovesmen April 7, 2003
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Enjoy Your Free Potatoes

Verb. Slang: Vulgar. To perform oral sex on a woman.

Origin: 21st Century United States. Due to the blatantly vulgar nature of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it could not be uttered freely and without restriction. Using the same first letters of each word in "Eat your fuckin' pussy," the term "Enjoy your free potatoes," was coined. This way, one can liberally express one's desire to pleasure a woman without fear of reprisal.

Note: Though the term uses the same first letters of the phrase "Eat your fuckin' pussy," it is important to note that during conjugation, one may deviate from that pattern. See examples below.
In a formal environment: 'If you would be so kind as to let me enjoy your free potatoes, ma'am, I would gladly give you a discount on this bag of industrial potting soil.'

In a casual environment: 'I can't believe I enjoyed her free potatoes last night. I need to see a physician immediately.'
by Dr. Drift, PhD February 13, 2008
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Boil some potatoes

The act of defacating in a toilet. With your poo being the potatoes and the toilet being the pot of water.
I can't wait until halftime, I got to boil some potatoes.
by Biff Cool May 30, 2006
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cold potatoes

When something is lame, not cool, or undesirable.
Josh: Did you see that movie last night?
Ariel: Yeah, it was cold potatoes.
Josh: What..?
Ariel: You heard me. Urbandictionary that shit, man.
by plovestrees October 30, 2009
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mash potatoes

"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"
by Dan D July 11, 2005
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Big Potatoes

One who thinks they are on top of the world. Someone who is possibly ignoring someone or just looks like a idiot, can be called this. Can be used how you want, either friendly or with hostility.
"Alright big potatoes, whats with the no calls back"

"So what are you now big potatoes? more like a joke."
by Sean Sig January 12, 2010
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Sack of potatoes

by Bessoncorbyn August 29, 2019
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