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Spottin' Possums

Southern expression describing a woman's chestacles with nipples that point in wildly different directions, as if they are searching for something unbeknownst to their owner or the viewer.
"Damn Jimbo, did you see that lousy tit-job!? Those sumbitches were spottin' possums."
by Earl Bullard August 23, 2019
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Reagan Postulate

Referring to the famous Ronald Reagan philosophy: "Drunk cigs don't count."
This cigarette doesn't count due to the Reagan Postulate.
by isolated kitten January 3, 2022
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Moral posturing

People claiming to care about things that didn't happen to them.
Iam "It's not that I don't feel bad about the situation but... How do I put this delicately?"

Hym "It's the moral posturing. It's people who weren't involved proclaiming to the heaven how bad they feel about the situation. Using it to push their various agendas."

Iam "And if you know anything about me you should be able to see why we're averse to 'people who aren't involved in a situation pretending to care so they can force their beliefs down somebody's throat.' "

Hym "It's an affront to the people who actually care. And I've said this before. I'm repeating myself at this point. That was somebody's job. Not my job."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2022
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Possum Look

An important ritual for establishing whether or not a potential mating partner is a worthy recipient of attention. It involves a slender, slow approach, followed by a momentary halt in movement to gaze upon the prey, and finally either retreating with haste in the opposite direction or approaching ferociously. These movements are similar to possums who aimlessly dangle on power lines, and are ready to accept death by doing so.
Bob: hey bill, any birds out last night weeping for the wet whipper?
Bill: nah mate, a few brolgas but nothing special..
Bob: did you at least give them a possum look?
Bill: they weren't worthy
Bob: skanks
by Keithaggatefookwah October 18, 2009
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potsie

A usually harmless, well-meaning fool or idiot who bumbles through life unaware of how embarassingly ridiculous he or she is.
1)He was such a potsie at the meeting.2)We would have succeeded if the department wasn't managed by a bunch of feckless potsies.3)How can someone so intelligent and beautiful fall for such a potsie? 4)I'm sorry I am late, but I was stuck behind a potsie on the way in.
by August Valenti January 10, 2007
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posure

Refers to that feeling inside of you when your friend tells a really shitty joke and your posure just leaves your body and you feel like fainting.
Shane: People boil lobsters alive because they think they can't feel any pain
Peter: WELL THAT JUST MAKES THEM REAL SHELLFISH
Shane: *leave skype call because my posure is fucking gone
by Zypherbankai August 21, 2016
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Pots and pans

1. The way people celebrate a major win, or new years eve, banging pots and pans together to make noise without the fireworks.
2. As an ice breaker in a greeting.
Hey man, great to see you again, pots and pans! Word order can be rearranged.
by Kibisima May 5, 2018
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