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faux posh

an embarrassingly tactless person who acts and speaks as though they are significantly more high-class than they really are.
"Simon speaks so eloquently and with such great articulation. He wears those weird shirts with elbow patches, too... He seems to be really posh."

"Simon? Posh? Ha! No... He grew up just as poor as we did. He just became faux posh when he got the gig on that YouTube channel."
by Bouzsi December 15, 2018
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posh mamma

An extremely rare occurrence in the female population. Considered by scientists to be akin to an albino African. A prized unicorn among men.

This woman is the woman of every mans dreams, but is elusive, even in plain sight. She does what other women are incapable of doing. Things such as: holding a conversation, comforting her man, encouraging her man, sharing similar interests with her man, sets goals for herself, genuinely gives her heart, among other desirable qualities not found in the common human female.
I bet Rachel is a hot ass posh mamma, better not let this unicorn get away!
by PunishedDruid July 10, 2018
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Posh-tosser

Australian slang for anything that is amazing and also fancy as hell
Crickey that car is posh-tosser mate
by unpossibleman April 22, 2018
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Posh wank

I had a fat posh wank yesterday.
by Dixie RectXd January 9, 2020
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Posh Rave

Placing an ecstasy pill on your tongue, then proceeding to eat out a girl. During this the pill is transferred from the persons tongue into the girls vagina. Thus causing her to ping while being eaten out.
Person 1: "So how did that party go on the weekend?"

Person 2: "It was crazy, met this girl and we had some pills left over so gave her a posh rave"
by OhHeyItsJ January 13, 2020
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Posh wank

Chiefly in British English: Masturbating with a condom on.
She flaked last minute so I ended up having a posh wank instead.
by Ksuave March 7, 2020
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Posh Pot

by Beej September 23, 2020
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