pump action porridge gun

a penis, so called as it 1) requires a back and forth action that resmebles that of a pump action shotgun 2) for some semen looks like porridge? 3) it shoots it everywhere like a gun

he has a massive pump action porridge gun, hes slung like a horse

by barclay shabba May 6, 2008

Whipping someone else’s porridge

Whipping someone else’s porridge Is when you have sex with a girl just after someone else came in her.

John was Whipping someone else’s porridge

by My Man Jerry January 14, 2018

Porridge

Not to cold, not to hot……”just right”.

“Man it’s so nice outside. It’s porridge!”

by Sweetness3446 July 1, 2022

to drop porridge

To convince others that a false statement is true. Opposite of "to drop knowledge". Origin derived from phrase of a brain turning to mush.

I wanted to drop porridge on a coworker recently, so I told him the word "gullible" isn't actually in the dictionary.

by scooter333 May 30, 2018

Plumstead Porridge

When you ejaculate into a girl’s ass and then use it as the “milk” for a bowl of cereal, with her dingleberries serving as the cereal pieces themselves.

He didn’t just fuck last night — man ate a full bowl of Plumstead Porridge for breakfast.

by POPOES23 October 4, 2025

Porridge sopper

A “porridge sopper” is someone who is less then the average human being in all ways, and struggles to do the most basic of tasks such as dressing themselves.

Did you see John struggling to tie his shoes up, such a porridge sopper

by Curly burger May 28, 2023

porridge curtain

Hadrian's Wall. Taking inspiration from the Berlin wall the symbolic border of the Iron Curtain.

After working in England for most of his life, Mac moved back north of the Porridge Curtain when he retired.

by DaveBourne January 27, 2024