Pornographicness

The quality of being pornographic.

Video of thirteen naked men masturbating on to the face of a fourteenth man is high in pornographicness. Whereas a National Geographic photograph of an African woman designed primarily for anthropological purposes might be slightly pornographic …

by Kleechou October 8, 2018

Program Shock

The shock from transitioning from one program to another on a computer.

Usually applies to art programs such as Paint Tool Sai, GIMP, Photoshop, etc. etc.

Person A: Hey, is he alright?

Person B: Yeah, he's just pissed that we don't have GIMP, so he has to use MS Paint instead. Just a little program shock, that's all.

Person A: Ah, okay.

Person C: *fetal position*

by Claret the Radioactive Molerat November 23, 2011

programistan

Programistan is the place where the IT department has placed files/pages that everyone in the company needs to update or change but that no one in the company can access. It's buried under some alphabet soup programming language/code/bleck that only Mitch in IT can change.

"I need to change some text on the website. Who do I ask about that?" "Aw, man, that isn't happening today. Only Mitch can do that; those files are in Programistan."

by lyceum April 9, 2012

program incest

Having intimate relations with someone within your college or university program. Often risking a break up and hardships throughout the rest of your post-secondary experience, generally frowned upon especially in smaller program sizes.

Joe: Hey, that girl in our lecture is hot AF.
Greg: No that'd be program incest, you know you never do that.

by bean george May 27, 2021

full program

when a woman performs oral, vaginal and anal sex during a single encounter with her partner.

Barbara gave John a full program last night

by underdoga January 8, 2012

The Program

Alcoholics / Narcotics Anonymous. A program to help recovering addicts by providing them with accompaniment and support.

Friend 1: Hey, want to grab a drink after the game.
Friend 2: *Shows sobriety coin* No thanks, I'm in the program. 4 years in today!"
Friend 1: "Sounds good! It was a pity invite anyway."

by SmoovieKing November 15, 2018

HIMS program

A program originally started in the 70s to help substance addicted aviators get back in the cockpit. HIMS has transformed into a corrupt program where faa doctors extort money out of pilots by forcing them into HIMS. If a pilot won’t go into HIMS they lose their entire career and lively hood. HIMS is completely about making as much money as possible and is not truly concerned about the safety of the National airspace.

The faa HIMS program is used to make money off pilots and is corrupt.

by Himsiscorrupt July 19, 2021