Porcupine curfew

1. When a woman (or man) refuses to kiss a man with stubble or bristles on his chin / upper lip; insisting on a clean-shaved partner.

2. A refusal to have interiors or oral sex with a partner with unshaven pubes.

She imposed a porcupine curfew because she hated his designer stubble .
He wouldn't go down on her until she had a brasilian, called it a porcupine curfew.

by Spike Hike June 10, 2017

Inverted Porcupine

When someone has more dicks inside of them then outside of them.

"Man, Pierre is so gay he's like an inverted porcupine; he's got more dicks inside than outside!"

by Yer mommer n' 'em July 17, 2025

Porcupine

A hot girl who gets upset very easily therefore making it difficult to get along and express your love for each other.

After my girl and I started living together, we started arguing all the time and then I realized I had fallen in love with a porcupine

by chachi taco time March 26, 2023

porcupine girl

A woman who has as many weiners sticking out of her as shes had stuck in her.

Hey is that a porcupine girl?

Yea cant you see all the dicks sticking out of her?

by nick469 December 5, 2013

Porcupine Milf

Porcupine Milf is a woman over 50, who goes to bars to get drunk and laid.

Jennifer is a Porcupine Milf, if she had as many pricks sticking out of her, as she's had in her, she would be a Porcupine.

by RealHeartBroken April 16, 2024

spanish porcupine

When you take public transportation in Harlem and get stabbed.

The other day I took the 51 and got the spanish porcupine. Now i'm here in the hospital with a deep stab wound.

by Greg & Rob December 28, 2015

porcupine complex

A insecurity complex that manifests itself as arrogance, abrasive, cocky and pompous behavior.

I honestly believe that he acts so abrasivly arrogant in order to compensate for how short he is. Everyone knows a man who is so insecure about his height or himself in general comes across that way. For sure, this guy has a porcupine complex by using his harsh, pompous and cocky characteristics as his shield of armor.

by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen February 5, 2018