Poonitz

Another meaning for the phrase "Oh crap"

Poonitz! I dropped all of this stuff!

by Kelli Smith June 20, 2007

Pooninnen

A balloon filled with smoke.

We are making pooninnens with our bong exhalations.

by Starboyjuice October 16, 2008

poonation

An interjection closely related to the slightly archaic damnation. An emphatic word, which combines the associations of both excrement and having one's soul irreparably bound to hades.

Mate: Hey, apparently you're getting fired this afternoon for starting that rumour that the boss whitens his teeth.

You: Poonation.

by Horace van der Khute October 22, 2009

Poonjitsu

The art or form of becoming one with the poon and mastering it.

Break out my Ralph Macchio headband, cuz I just used some major poonjitsu busting that bitch out.

by Catmip December 1, 2010

poontardo

A person who acts like a poon and a tardo seemingly in an instant or simultaneously.

That dude at the bar last night was scared to talk to any hot chicks, then out of nowhere he shat himself and started dry humping every girl in the place including the fugly butterface. What a poontardo!

by #sukit March 2, 2015

Poonic

Panicking cause you have to poop so badly.

I had to jump over three old ladies to get to an open stall. The poonic was real.

by flodung April 26, 2017

Poontang man

A guy who sneaks around having sex with other men's wives and girlfriends while they're away.

Also the name of a song sung by American blues singer Shirley Brown

Hey, you need to talk to your son before he get himself killed trying to be the poontang man with Ray Ray's wife.

by Mackendeez March 4, 2018