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fake pooing

Fake pooing is the acitivty/hobby you undertake when you're bored at work and want to go kill some time, but actually have to need to use the toilet

Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following

using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off
'I'm was really bored today, so I went into trap 3 to play some Tetris on my phone and do some fake pooing'
by Kevon DJ September 14, 2006
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The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.
"Gotta go man, just hit my O.P.dubs"

-O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window
by Catrotzuk September 26, 2015
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poodling

v. To poodle, having poodled, or to engage in poodling. 1.To worry incessantly over the unknown, characterized by clasping and unclasping the hands, tapping fingers together over and over again, and raising the eyebrows thus furrowing the brow. 2.To approach minutia with extreme trepidation.
From early 19th cen. German 'Pudelhÿng'
My wife's getting a nose ring today and I'm totaly poodling over it. You think you've got problems, the girl I'm dating won't wear my pajamas, I've poodled over it for days.
by boo boo the bear May 25, 2007
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pooying

Girl. Thai girl. Translates from Thai language.
He went to Thailand to find a pooying.
by steveca April 21, 2008
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poofinger

A disease found commonly among those who use 1 ply toilet paper. Occurs when finger breaks paper boundry resulting in a horrid stench of the digits.
DAMN... poofinger again!
by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004
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Pooping Tom

Someone who peeks underneath the toilet stall in a public bathroom to view those defecating in adjacent stalls. Akin to a "Peeping Tom" but instead of watching you change, he wants to watch you pinch one off.
"I was trying to take a dump in Macy's but I couldn't squeeze it out because the guy in the next stall was a Pooping Tom."
by Dingus Bray November 2, 2014
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Poofing

Verb.
The illegal act of styling the hair in a way to achieve extremely messy lift and tangles, in hopes of achieving power.
Markiplier: "No! I will NOT poof the hair. Poofing is highly illegal! You all know that!"
by smallfoss007 July 22, 2018
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