pookem

a cutie patootie. could be used platonically or romantically, a pookem is your favorite person.

hi pookem!
OR
come on pookems

by pookiebear777 February 4, 2023

pooley

a surname given to those rescued from a life of crack and heroine. often associated with ‘crouch’ and ‘taylor’
also well known for their incest fondlings

did you see them crack babies saved from the street?

ah yes. we’ll call it pooley.

by daniel sensei October 1, 2023

Pookemia

Cancer caused by eating poop.

That stupid bitch died of pookemia for eating her own poop.

by gregben November 13, 2023

Poole Town vs Plymouth Parkway

known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.

poole town vs plymouth parkway is a crap pitch derby

by big fat tubby March 3, 2024

tom pooley

a Blake Harrison look-a-like in the bournemouth area. the actor is most well known for the character Neil in the inbetweeners

that tom pooley, hes a lad

by s.Rai March 4, 2010

Cubicle poolette

Scenario that occurs when Person A walks into a public or workplace toilet to find Person B washing their hands and the sound of a recently flushed toilet coming from one of multiple cubicles. Person A then has to decide which cubicle to choose, attempting to avoid the cubicle that has just been devastated by the bowel movements of Person B.

Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.

Person 1: "Christ, I just lost a game of cubicle poolette in the work toilets. I feel sick."

Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"

Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"

by Kilgore Trout 86 June 19, 2013

russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.

Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"

by Killer Llama November 23, 2016