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Schrodinger's politician 

Someone who changes their political beliefs based on who they are trolling.
He is such a Schrodinger's politician.

Harry Politicing 

When someone (usually a liberal) attempts to justify their political position through use of a fictional story, most notibly J.K. Rowling’s “Harry Potter” series.
Betsy: “The teachers at Hogwarts were armed, and yet students still died. Think about that.”
Chad: “Stop your Harry Politicing, you ignorant bitch. It’s a fictional book. You can’t use it to justify your real world politics. God, you’re dense.”

politician 

Politicians can control milions of people at once and do whathever they wish with them.
politician by Qinetix June 18, 2011

politician 

something that everyone should aim for and fire till it falls.
politicians suck decomposing elephonky dick
politician by judahwar July 12, 2011

politician 

Someone who is miraculously always "misquoted" and whose words are "taken out of context".
After the politician was caught on camera saying that he hated the country, the politician said that his words were taken out of context. The context was that he didn't know he was being recorded.
politician by FalseAgent August 19, 2016

Politician 

Also known as a professional liar, a politician is a person who makes their career off of constantly lying, cheating, blackmailing and intimidating their way to the top. A politician is a master at convincing others to fall for whatever lies they might tell them, even if they're insanely obvious just by looking at them.

Politicians are also comparable to a mafia crime boss, as many of the higher up politicians have the police in their back pocket, and they're not afraid to sic their associates on someone they don't like when they have something to say that could threaten their spot.

Politicians throughout history have also committed acts that would have seen normal people get thrown in prison, such as ordering assassinations (Lyndon Johnson), rigging elections (Donald Trump), sexually assaulting women (Brett Kavanaugh), and stealing (Richard Nixon).

If you ever see a politician on TV doing a speech, giving an interview, running a campaign ad, or anything else, it's in your best interest that you don't trust any of them
Only a fool would trust a politician
Politician by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018