give birth to a politician

to have a bowel movement, to defecate

I'll be right back I have to give birth to a politician.

by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2009

Irritable Politician Syndrome

This is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living hell. This condition is similar to Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Like Bowels, politicians always have shit coming out of their mouths. Substitute 'politician' for 'bowel' and you get IPS.

Worker #1:"I'm glad election year is passed. My IPS was about to drive me insane."

Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"

Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."

by IndependentForever November 3, 2009

(insert politician here) supporter

Someone who thinks their favorite politician is the best one in the world. Their politician can do no wrong and anyone who supports anyone else is a dumbass racist redneck twig boy idiot

Guy 1: who’s your favorite politician?
Guy 2: I’m kind of an (insert politician here) supporter.
Guy 1: OH MY GOD YOU RACIST SEXIST IDIOT
Guy 1: Whoa what are you talking about?

by Boom stick August 9, 2019

politician

Geriatric Demon Doll

Mitch McConnell is the evilest man in the usa. He's like an adult sized Chucky, like every other politician.

by FuckYourTwoMoms December 10, 2021

Politician

A type of liar. Full of promises that they don't often deliver on.

The politician said when elected that there would not be any capital gains tax implemented during the current term. Six months later then announces that a capital gains tax is to be bought in.

by Keeping It Smooth And Flexible May 10, 2021

politicians

what people like T.D. Jakes have turned to be

i hate these damn politicians

by jumakiss_ June 13, 2018

Your Politicians

I have seen video of them reading this allowed. They know what is happening here and THEY LOVE IT. Because they know what it means for YOU. It means that you can be boxed out of having your rights recognized in a subtle manner into a form of abstract slave trade. The door to my prison is attached to a timer and THE LONGER THAT DOOR STAYS CLOSED... The more doors close behind it. And then door opens ONLY AT THE DISCRETION of corrupt, likely mentally retarded people with a tenuous relationship with truth and they will hold this over your for the rest of your days. THAT DOOR, however, does not keep your kids out of arms reach. Like the little black girl running away from and ignoring her mother to chase the dog that was barking at me as I was walking down the sidewalk with a knife in my pocket... Your kids will have to walk past the bars every day. And IF THE DOOR DOESN'T OPEN... It will be because and ONLY BECAUSE... MINE. REMAINED. CLOSED. And the longer that takes the more people are going to choose to sharpen a shiv and grab someone you care about. And that isn't on me...

Hym "It's on YOUR POLITICIANS. They read it. They did nothing about it. They tried to split the baby and it cost you everything. You have YouTubers making videos about gang stalking BEFORE I EVEN SAID ANYTHING and now they have convinced you that laundering off everything I've done changes anything or affects anything I've just said. And just like the 'throw an elbow guy,' the exact instant anyone realizes what is happening to them... Whether it's your kid or your relative or your friend or someone that everyone hates... They are going to see the YOU cannot be convinced. YOU cannot be reasoned with. And the YOU do not care about their lives. Because 'My KiDs ArEn'T rEtArDeD sHiT!!' And they are going to do what I did... They are going to stop caring about YOUR lives and JUST LIKE YOU ARE TRYING TO DO TO ME... They are going to take YOUR lives. They are trying to convince you that there is more than one to skin a cat BUT... The ONLY way to skin a cat... Is to remove the skin... Off of the cat."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025