policy

A relationship between two people. Relationship meaning marriage, boyfriend/girlfriend and so forth.

I'm about to cancel her policy and renew someone elses.

Peter has two policies open at one time.

by 3100 April 19, 2007

policy debate

Absolute waste of life. Manfiestation of all that is the ivory-tower intellectual. It may be named policy debate, but the argumentation contributes nothing to any policy in the real world.

Policy debate sucks.

by guy who wasted 3500 bucks August 3, 2006

scorched earth policy

When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.

Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"

Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"

by cagedape March 17, 2012

Cargo Cult Policy

Self-serving policies such as entitlement to any item that comes into your reach as the result of your having dreamed about it before or it reminds you of something you have dreamed about before or is something you might dream about or want in the future. Opposite to Wikipedia type policies which forbid keeping anything you have offered in the past, offer now in the present or may want to offer in the future, unless you are an actual member of their cult.

Hey Buck what happened to your bicycle? I had it chained to that lamp post over there but I guess it violated this neighborhood's Cargo Cult Policy.

by poedunker April 16, 2010

Polificated

1. To be overly intoxicated.

2. Totally fucked up.

"Dude Ash .. I am sooo polificated!!"

by saralyne February 26, 2009

Policy Debate

A type of debate that you love to hate. You will complain about it because it is a longer, more prepped, and harder. The only good that comes from this debate is that little high you get when you win a round, just to figure out the judge didn't let you win because the other team were wearing matching cloths.

oh you do policy debate, you most LOVE your life.

by Folkzzz October 16, 2019

ocean policy

Not banning cruise ship dumping, or any other law of the sort.

Wooster AK is not topical on Ocean Policy.

by Urban Dictionary Staff March 3, 2004