scorched earth policy 

When someone, male or female, is dumped, scorned, or kicked to the curb by their significant other, they begin to fuck 'everything in sight' to get back at their ex.

Joe: "Dude, I saw your ex making out with the bouncer last night, then I saw them leave the bar together at 2am. I bet he tore that shit up last night"

Frank: ".... time for the Scorched Earth policy muthafuckas!!!!!"

scorched earth policy by cagedape March 17, 2012

Cargo Cult Policy 

Self-serving policies such as entitlement to any item that comes into your reach as the result of your having dreamed about it before or it reminds you of something you have dreamed about before or is something you might dream about or want in the future. Opposite to Wikipedia type policies which forbid keeping anything you have offered in the past, offer now in the present or may want to offer in the future, unless you are an actual member of their cult.

Hey Buck what happened to your bicycle? I had it chained to that lamp post over there but I guess it violated this neighborhood's Cargo Cult Policy.

Cargo Cult Policy by poedunker April 16, 2010

ocean policy 

Not banning cruise ship dumping, or any other law of the sort.

Wooster AK is not topical on Ocean Policy.

ocean policy by Urban Dictionary Staff March 3, 2004

energy policy

Any policy amending section 210 of PURPA and requiring Utilities to net meter from renewable energy sources (preferably biomass and solar) at the retail purchase rate.

Farmers like the new energy policy because it allows them to make money by inputting power into the grid.

RPS is not an energy policy

energy policy by Boyce Freudenburger March 10, 2005

Company Policy 

Policy bends, rules don't. Company Policy is more of a general guideline that is plastic and supple enough to bend to the will of whoever wields the power of Company Policy. Company Policy is also plastic and supple enough to bend against that thing that the wielder of this power does not like and congers negative reinforcement in the absence of any "rule". "Corporate Policy" is everywhere replaceable with "because I said so" in language.

True story: as the CEO of my own small business, I have established the Rule that my firm will be as fiscally conservative as possible; however, Company Policy allows business meetings, especially those hosted by the CEO, to be as lavish as necessary to satisfy the needs of the situation -to the extent that the meeting must be justifiable as "fiscally conservative" for all intents and purposes. Policy bends, rules don't.

Company Policy by Remedial.Mind April 14, 2010

FOREign policy

Trump’s style of hacking, hooking and slicing his way through the diplomatic corps by its use of alternative facts.

I hope Sweden gives us a mulligan, Trump's last shot at FOREign policy looks like it's headed for the buckwheat.

FOREign policy by Kelvin_ Schools February 21, 2017

institute for public policy research 

A jumped up bunch of overpaid public school twats who think they have a god given right to spout their views that they think should be law, on just about every aspect of our miserable lives. Main reason to take the heat off the government for making the population prisioners of the governments big brother, want it now faster and quicker and fucking supersize that for me society.

institute for public policy research : "Hey look guys there's some drunk 18 year old girls' in Nottingham falling around and having a good time.. Lets make a rule a against it"
The UK population response "Stick your views up your arse if you've got one. you freaks"

institute for public policy research by Free Willy The Great One April 22, 2007