poaches

Illiterate term used for common household insects, also known as cockroaches.

"Aaron, your shoes are attracting poaches."

by oxycodiene June 25, 2008

trailer park poach

when you don't have plastic wrap so you crack an egg into a used condom and boil it in a pot of hot water and the cum gives it an extra salty taste.

Trailer Husband: I want something for breakfast
Trailer Wife: I'll make you some eggs
Trailer Wife: Im out of plastic wrap, wait ill use this used condom for this Trailer Park Poach

by SirSource March 18, 2019

tattoo poaching

Gaining clients by meeting them at a tattoo parlor and undercutting their pricing as well.

I was just in town doing some tattoo poaching and met this amazing woman and I think I'm in love.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2024

poached james

A dance move where you jump into a bath of water and wiggle like the disgusting crocodile you are

Breaking News: Florida Man Arrested For Doing The Poached James At A Child's Birthday Party. Locals Say Man Had Just Lost A Dare

by surelyiamblue February 16, 2020

power poaching

Locating outlets and plugging in your mobile device(s) at your current location to avoid the dreaded dead battery. Usually involves sneakily searching the perimeters of rooms and creatively relocating chairs to sit next to charging devices.

While I attended an all-day conference, I had to sneak in some power poaching in order to charge my cell phone.

by BethB July 26, 2016

Date-poaching

The act of interfering with a romantic relationship between two people by trying to initiate a date or romantic interest with one of the individuals as they are on a date with each other.

"I couldn't believe the audacity of the guy at the next table; his attempt at date-poaching was so blatant, asking for my friend's number while her date was in the restroom."

"My last relationship ended after a particularly bold instance of date-poaching; someone approached my ex at a concert we were at together, and apparently, it worked."

by Fcking_Chuck July 27, 2025

Stalker's Poach

carefully observing (with intent to obtain), while allowing an appropriate amount of time to pass - as to allow poached goods not to spoil or be taken/reclaimed, until all attention has fleeted from said goods so that one may stealthily obtain them. (Often times successful, rarely frowned upon)

These leftovers were attained by way of a very successful stalker's poach.

These lost-and-found sunglasses are mine now. It only took a two-week stalker's poach.

by ReggieDoug July 26, 2025