tattoo poaching

Hanging out in and around tattoo studios and gaining clientele and undercutting the prices of the shop and expanding your business simultaneously.

I was just in town doing some tattoo poaching and I met this amazing woman and I think I'm in love!

by anonymous May 18, 2024

Turtle poaching

When you punch someone who has a small penis in the dick making there head shrivel like a turtle.

Payton: i got turtle poached by some guy yesterday
thomas: omg is yo dick okay i hate turtle poaching

by Arnold mcjagger June 3, 2013

Salmon poaching

Fingering using at least two or more fingers, in a tickling motion. Putting your hand in a wet place, wiggling them about and hoping for a bite.

We were lying in bed together and I decided to do a bit of salmon poaching

by SeansMinx February 29, 2020

Date-poaching

The act of interfering with a romantic relationship between two people by trying to initiate a date or romantic interest with one of the individuals as they are on a date with each other.

"I couldn't believe the audacity of the guy at the next table; his attempt at date-poaching was so blatant, asking for my friend's number while her date was in the restroom."

"My last relationship ended after a particularly bold instance of date-poaching; someone approached my ex at a concert we were at together, and apparently, it worked."

by Fcking_Chuck July 27, 2025

Poached Colon

Just like when you harvest an animal out of season, only you take her (or his) behind out of session.

Karen and I were having drunken sex, but during it she passed out, so I turned her over and continued the session poached colon.

by Typewriter '79 February 20, 2022

Slapper poach

When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.

"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'

by AnonM April 25, 2008

Poach

To poach; the act of taking cigarettes, lighters, or roaches without considering to ask the owner for permission.

*dude looks left and right, don’t see anyone and takes a smoke*

*I walk in and grab me one and notice a few are missing*

Me: dude did you poach one of my cigs?

Dude: nah I did, but I figured you wouldn’t mind.”

by CallMeTree November 4, 2017