Ploitering

(Verb) pretending to work when your not

He's ploitering

by Harden_soul June 8, 2016

potterton

Potterton—a loser with no friends and is the blackest thing on earth with the smallest dick and he wishes it could be as big as a mushroom seriously it looks like a silk worm with an eating disorder

You such a potterton

by K3n0dall May 26, 2018

harry potter hair

When a person hair is unavoidably messed up. you can comb it, gel it, hairspray it, nothing keeps this hair in line, it is untameable

that guy has harry potter hair

by EmlyLizabet December 17, 2010

Jarry Potter

A slightly mentally challenged version of everyone's favorite wizard.

Jagrid: "You're a wizzard Jarry!"
Jarry Potter: "neiayyy...I luv magik!"

by havoc96 June 1, 2015

Flute platter

Pushing an agenda with the intention of capitalizing or monetizing on an issue of basic human rights or public health.

Get a load of the flute platter Nike served with its new ad.

by Andoni’s late night July 8, 2020

Harry Potter and the Slay of the Yas

When you pause a harry potter movie, take a picture of harry potter with a girl snapchat filter on.

yesterday i performed a harry potter and the slay of the yas while watching harry potter and the goblet of fire

by kardashiankisses420 November 14, 2021

The Dirty Potter

Inspired by the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Potter consists of the sticking your index finger inside your partner's rectum and then, upon retraction, smearing a humble lightning bolt on their forehead.

"I took my girlfriend to see that new Harry Potter film, where she became aroused to the idea of me performing the Dirty Potter on her later...which I did!"

by i'veabandonedmymilshake! July 16, 2009