Pittsfield, MA

Beautiful "city" in the Berkshires. Amazing theatre scene. Lots of museums, gay men, restaurants, and Jerry Springer rejects. You know you're in Pittsfield when there are more scooter chairs on the road than cars.

Pittsfield, MA- most potholes per square mile

by nightlyflyer July 29, 2011

pittsburgease

The language that many people from pittsburgh speek in.

hey yinz, yous guys gon go dawn tawn and get all boozed up for the stiller game?

by turdmuffin July 8, 2005

pittsburg platter

the act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner shit on your face.

I don't care what you do, just don't give me a Pittsburg Platter!

by KL June 2, 2003

Pittsfield

Pittsfield is a medium sized city in Massachusetts. Pittsfield is known as the city that crashed like an elephant through a glass basement. Pittsfield is THE “anti-mixing pot”. About 80% of its population is white, but about 79% of that number are either insane, stubborn old people who refuse to let go of the once prosperous city, or insane, stubborn young people who insist on making the city progressively worse. Of course, the old-timers have some trouble adjusting living in between one house testing hand guns and the other cranking hip-hop music on full blast and bass. Most policemen don’t take them seriously, though, so their cries of help are usually ignored. Pittsfield does consist of whites, but only the kind of white people you fear having to work with (i.e. Crazy hicks, overzealous white gang members, abusive poverty stricken parents with too many children, etc.). If you’re a high school student, chances are you either attend PHS (Pittsfield High School), or Taconic. If you’re really looking for a good time, though, maybe you can roll on by Miss Hall’s School for girls and see some bored rich girls mooning you on the side of the road trying to suck some measly entertainment out of there isolated lives. North Street is unique in that it’s one of the only places in where you can get weed, a hooker, a bike, power tools, and latex rubber masks all in the same thirty square feet. You can go on and swing down by Palmers variety store. Take a little look towards the back wall. There you’ll see high schoolers and/or middle schoolers getting stoned, laughing there asses off, and eating candy all at once. You’ll sometimes see marijuana stuffed in lockers at school, but of course the principals are too arrogant of their schools to run a dog test. Basically, Pittsfield is a town run by stoned kids, and occasional gang wars.

…Dude, and then the b**** was like, class you need sh**, and I’m like f**** that…
-Jittery male Pittsfield High student

You rotten brats! Get the hell out of my driveway! -Over protective senior citizen of the “good old times”

Just take the extra change and leave, please! -Nervous Elm Street shop cashier

by Squiver July 31, 2008

pitts

(n) A classic name

hey pitts sup my main man.?

by pat schmitz November 3, 2003

pittsburg punisher

The act of shitting in a girls mouth and then proceeding to cram it down with your dick

i gave jim a pittsburg punisher

by insert here November 6, 2007

Pittsburgh play action pass

when you are having anal sex and you don't want to get your dick poopy, so you grab your dick in a thumbs up, stick it in her butt hole, and the motion jacks you off at the same time

Yo bro, does your dick smell bad from that girls ass?

No way dude, i Pittsburgh play action passed her so i didn't have to sport a poopy dick

by Kirby Hunt May 23, 2009