Cock Pilot

One that guides his cock into his own asshole with the precision of a senior pilot landing an Embraer 190 on Runway 22 on a rain soaked night at LaGuardia.

That Ron sure is quite the Cock Pilot.

by Days1 July 9, 2020

rogue helicopter pilot

Any figment of a deranged mind. From the infamous city council meeting of Charlotte, NC where local David Thompson complains about a "rogue helicopter pilot on the loose" who hovered over his property and then bailed out. Thompson is also the inventor of the crazy-person term "the bundling". The video is widely available on the Net.

Don't listen to his conspiracy theories, that guy's not taking his meds. He's just seeing rogue helicopter pilots.

by JanniR January 5, 2009

Fighter Pilot

1. Pilot of a high performance fighter aircraft

2. Commonly annoying, boastful, loud, and extremely effective at their job

3. Have the best job in history

Civilian: You kill babies you fucker!

Zipper Suited Sun God aka Fighter Pilot: You say something you worthless toothpick?
*rolls in with 20mm canon and turns the worthless civilian into a cloud of pink mist, then drops a couple of 2000 pound bombs on them for good measure.

by A i337 guy March 18, 2012

Apache Pilot

An apache pilot is a Military Officer often characterized as one who, has no regard for safety, is often considered to be arrogant, and is thought to have the ability to drink copious amounts of alcohol. Army Apache Pilots are normally smarter than the average human being and are the most aesthetically pleasing people on the planet. To be in the presence of an Army Apache pilot is an accomplishment. The AH - 64 Apache helicopter is a 20 million dollar war machine that should be respected as such. Women are normally drawn to Apache pilots because of their attitude in the military and their above average looks.

Jon: I didn't know Dave was an Apache pilot
Randy: Yeah, why else would he be referring to himself as God's gift to women after finishing a half gallon of rum last night?

by randythescientist October 6, 2010

the pilot

When a partner looks back and gives you a thumbs up during doggy style or reverse cowgirl sex

Karen gave me the pilot last night because I'm so good at the sex.

by Ferst Time Caller January 9, 2016

Cock Pilot

A cock pilot is a woman who rides a dick

Me: "My girlfriend is such a cock pilot"

Friend: "I've never had sex with my girlfriend before"

Me: "Sad."

by Highs69 May 14, 2021

Chinese helicopter pilot

To be at the critical point in masturbation, whereby your facial contortions and arm movements cause you to mimic the appearance of a chopper pilot from the Orient.

"What's wrong, man?"
"My mum walked in on me while I was watching Deep Throat, and I looked like a Chinese helicopter pilot"

by Patrick Antonis August 17, 2006