Canned Pilgrims

A delicious Thanksgiving dessert, which originated in Florida as a substitute for cannibalism. Though it is advertised as being made from authentic Mayflower pilgrims, it is actually just canned chowder with a fake label.

My family is making turducken, cranberries, and Canned Pilgrims for our Thanksgiving feast.

by DISCOTRON September 01, 2016

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Pilgrim Squatting

Using the bathroom in an old fashioned manner, specifically without a cellphone, tablet, or other electronic device as a means of entertainment.

"My phone and tablet are both out of batteries, and my gameboy is out of batteries. Time to do some pilgrim squatting."

by I Disch Splitfire March 14, 2016

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Pilgrim

Someone visiting there in-laws for the first time bringing disease.

Melissa brought her "Pilgrim" of a boyfriend over for the holidays getting everyone sick.

by DELCASPERADOS December 26, 2017

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Pilgrim

Showing up to a retreat of beautiful white privileged women with your clothes not fitting right, having not showered that morning, some fresh visible acne, carrying a bunch of equipment because you traded the be there and you're still trying to appear cool.

"I walked into that room, full of beautiful women, wearing no make-up feeling like some fucking pilgrim"

by thefirstpilgrim March 05, 2020

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