Raptor Pilgrim

A prehistoric - colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. It is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. The Raptor Pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan - garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. They are in fact the true settlers of Plymouth. Although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of Thanksgiving.

Joe: B quick! Raptor Pilgrim.

B: Are we going to MC'S?

Andrew: Dude, we can't the Raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

B: Oh snap!

by Andy McDandy November 29, 2011

Pizza pilgrims

Olivia and avneet on a date at pizza pilgrims in canary wharf

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Let's go pizza pilgrims with avneet and oli9

by lucasprem August 10, 2021

Fermented Pilgrim

To Call A White Person, Or Person of white Descent, A Drunk But with a Fancy Kick To the Name.

1:”Dude How Many drinks did You down Already You Fermented Pilgrim.”
2:”about 23”

by Nate-Higgers April 10, 2025

Canned Pilgrims

A delicious Thanksgiving dessert, which originated in Florida as a substitute for cannibalism. Though it is advertised as being made from authentic Mayflower pilgrims, it is actually just canned chowder with a fake label.

My family is making turducken, cranberries, and Canned Pilgrims for our Thanksgiving feast.

by DISCOTRON August 31, 2016

Pilgrim

Someone visiting there in-laws for the first time bringing disease.

Melissa brought her "Pilgrim" of a boyfriend over for the holidays getting everyone sick.

by DELCASPERADOS December 26, 2017

Pilgrim Giver

Those who sweeten someone up with gifts just to around and mess up their whole life.

She's a pilgrim giver bro. She made me food and been messing up my life every since that night.

by KingDom369 September 13, 2020

Pilgrim’s Boot

Taking “Das Boot” to the face post-Thanksgiving feast and proceeding to puke all over the family dining table.

“Ever since Normandy, Grandpa Wallace has done the pilgrim’s boot at every Thanksgiving dinner.. I think he took i t too far this year after he puked in Grandma Lenora’s ashes.”

by notgrandpawallace November 17, 2017