Phoon

A type of dive coined by the MacElroy family in episode 7 of The Adventure Zone: Amnesty. it is described as the first part of a jackknife except you don't uncurl before you dive, combining the worst aspects of a belly-flop, while also drenching anyone in the surrounding area.

Our father did the perfect phoon. he phooned into the water like an idiot, drenching his poor children.

by NedChicane May 30, 2018

Phol

adj. a kind of person who is a nipple head and also a girl trapped in a boy's body.

who is that guy who is a nipple head? who else,PHOL..

by anti-phol association September 19, 2003

Phoof

The sound one's fart makes after a well hung hobbit destroys your ring.

Puts a whole new meaning to the saying "silent but deadly"

"Your ring piece will be burning like the fires of Mt. Doom by the time i have finished with you!"

"I am the Phoof under the mountain, you shall not pass! (wind)"

by Splurgecentral July 14, 2009

Phonologist

A phonologist is a person who proclaims to know a lot about phones and phone technology. See: Carmen

Steve: Hey Carmen, I don't know how to forward the phones, I am not a phonologist.
Carmen: Holy Shit.

by JasperBaby January 22, 2014

phooda

A beautiful African American female, who has a very voluptuous body and a thicc booty that requires two hands for a single cheek. Her personality is almost sporadic. She can be sad at times, but when she is happy she will light up the entire

atmosphere around her with a positive vibe that is almost impossible to match. She sticks around for the people she cares about, even if at times they take her for granted.

“Dude...I need a phooda in my life”

by Silvy September 29, 2019

Phoo

A warrior or A God in the shape of human

man 1: oh i just got owned by phoo :(
man 2: dont feel bad, everyone gets owned by phoo

by Matthew James Hill May 20, 2008

Phoofie

The male equivalent to a queef. i.e.; A fart from a penis.

After I came, there was a little bit of air built up in there, so I let out a phoofie.

My girlfriend queefed in my face, so I phoofied in her vagina.

My girlfriend is letting me define phoofie on her laptop.

by Phoofie King June 6, 2010