PHD

Permanent Head Damage

Friend: Hey! My cousin had a PHD degree .
Me: I even had a PHD , too.
Friend: Really ! Where did you get it .
Me: My girlfriend.

by Makeyourdreamsbecomedreams June 14, 2018

PHD

A PHD Is a pretty huge dick

My new boyfriend has a PHD

by Depressed tator tot February 7, 2019

PHD

Post-Hawaii Depression

When you just went to Hawaii and made so many new, great friends but now you had to leave them and go back to your boring life.

Hey you look sad, what happened last week?
It was amazing but now I have PHD.

by Upsi555 April 1, 2019

PHD

Pubic. Hair. Diploma.

When you realize it’s 2019 and pubic hair is totally in.

That girl has her PHD. She is rocking the bush.

by Crazyteacher2019 June 6, 2019

Phd

Pretty Huge Dick

Ryan has a PhD, I saw it last night when we both went to pee together. I glanced over at his PhD and couldn't stop staring. It was beautiful.

by Nukkin October 3, 2019

PHD

Pretty hard dick

Andrew: Angus got his PHD last night.
Sam: You mean his pretty hard dick!

by imbobross May 26, 2018

PHD

Physically Hilarious Dick

Tieagan walked up to Cambria go warn her that Joe had a PHD.

by DB190208KS October 17, 2017