Similar to second hand smoke, if you are around a women too long when she is on her period, the effects may start to wear on you as well. Common symptoms include headaches, cramps, or the uncontrollable urge to smack 'a bitch. The best way to deal with a Second Hand Period is to avoid the demon at all costs until she returns back into her dormant state.
"Oh man, last night I was hangin' out with my girl, and she wouldn't stop nagging me. It got so bad I had to step outside for a minute before I got a headache."
"Sounds like a Second Hand Period..."
"A, what?"
"Second Hand Period, you've never heard of it? It's when your girl's on her period and her lady parts start sending out radars that interfere with your neurotransmitters."
"Damn, so that's what it is...."
"Ya bro, scary shit..."
"Sounds like a Second Hand Period..."
"A, what?"
"Second Hand Period, you've never heard of it? It's when your girl's on her period and her lady parts start sending out radars that interfere with your neurotransmitters."
"Damn, so that's what it is...."
"Ya bro, scary shit..."
by GnarGnar47 May 16, 2013
Get the Second Hand Period mug.Once every month when Niagra Falls comes out of you vigina. Basically you bleed out of your vigina for 5-8 days every month. Also it feels like your stonach exploded from pain. You get headaches that are a 1,084 out of 10. It feels as if some dude is hitting your back with a brick. You either where a pad which is basically a diaper or shove a tampon up your vagina. And you crave a lot of food. Also you bloat which makes you look fat;)And you get really horny
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You've got some bros over and a few hotties, and as you're trying to impress the hotties, one of the bros goes to the bathroom and proceeds to pee loudly in toilet bowl with door open. He doesn't even try to aim on the porcelain, but goes directly in the water... "Really bro? Now's not the time to give us your pee performance!"
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Get the Pee Performance mug.The act of claiming offence on behalf of a third party, without any discrimination for context, intent or reasoning. Used affirmatively by young or naive social warriors, who believe any loud noise they make brings attention that helps their cause. Used disparagingly by experienced social warriors with experience actually inciting change, who know that shouting at strangers mostly undermines the cause's legitimacy and attracts the wrong sort of attention.
Have you seen Jack's twitter where he picks fights with celebrities? I know he's trying to be on our side but his performative wokery is starting to put everything we stand for at risk.
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Get the Performative wokery mug.The ability to instantaneously forget any and/or all memory of strike-outs at bat, missed anniversaries, double-fault serves and the like--before their accumulated effect can have a detrimental impact on real-time performance.
Hey, Ass-Clown--It might feel good at the time, but it's just not cool to smash an innocent tennis racket or throw your bat into the stands...get some performance amnesia or take up stamp collecting.
by YAWA April 13, 2019
Get the Performance Amnesia mug.The period refers to the timepoint in which all reality stops and begins to revolve around a woman's vulva. This is a point in time, where holy lambs gallop ferociously while fire attacks their soft, flammable wool. Where unborn fetuses scream and beg comprehensively for another chance and even the most unholy of satanic worshippers lay down to die as fiery planets soar across the sky. Red rivers of fresh, meaty blood , this is where uncreated child dreams commit suicide and serial killers boil their corrupted minds in a large black pot, over intense, searing flames of hate, pain, and aggression.
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by Herbyshire May 5, 2013
Get the Period mug.periods. when you wake up in the morning and think eww whats this in my pants oh i know i will get a nice clean pair of pants on, it will just be my discharge. you go to the bathroom to find out that your life has just been ruined. a big red patch of gloopy blood in your pants and all up you. delightful.
period." oh shit i have started my first period" i wonderd why i broke that chair in a rage yesterday night.
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