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pearly penile papules

These are normal small white bumps that sometimes occur around the rim of the head of the penis on uncircumcised guys. They call them "pleasure bumps" and say they are really sensitive.
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by dillaboi6 January 4, 2012
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Penile Jousting

Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.
"Ross beat Ian in penile jousting yesterday."
"I had twenty on Ian. :("
by Adam the Mighty February 24, 2004
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penile projection

When a (male) person attaches a phallic object (typically a plant or a household item) to his groin area with the goal of simulating an obscenely large penis.
Jim entered the room and saw that his friend Tom was sitting there, playing Call of Duty. Jim too wanted to play but Tom didn't let him. Jim took a nearby elongated cactus and placed it between his legs, pointing at Tom.

Tom screamed: "Put my cactus down, I am so tired of your penile projections!"
by Goban Petrov March 7, 2014
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Mr Pendleton

Where you place your cock and balls in somebody's mouth and take loads of glossy photos.
One day a young elf sneaked in to Mr. Pendleton's house and placed his cock and balls in Mr pendletons mouth, he then took a number of glossy photos. Once Mr Pendleton awoke the young elf showed him the photos.
by DoyleVonAwesome December 18, 2012
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Pentecostal

One God Apostolic Tongue Talking Church of the Living God.

Not a cult.!!. Just b/c women want to present themselves like a real lady, they get called a cult.
I'm Pentecostal and Proud. I live my life according to Acts 2:38. I don't cut my hair I wear skirts and I present myself like a lady should!
by Tongue Talker October 7, 2005
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inter departmental penile implant

when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.
i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!
by freedav05 January 9, 2007
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Pantless Krab

To be very elite in many ways.
by mibz. May 27, 2003
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