Penised

v. When a girl is in the company of hormonal, sexually frustrated men, with no other girls present, and the general conversation of the room keeps going back to her breasts, what she's wearing, etc., she feels singled out, or "penised".

Penising is all too common in the academic areas of computer science, maths and physics, for example, where there are very few women, and the majority of the men are incredibly sexually frustrated.

"I had to spend all day hanging out with a group of randy middle-aged women today - now I know what it feels like to be penised."

by Cuile June 23, 2008

penisee

vagina; that female part that receives the penis during copulation.

Her penisee is stinking.

by uttam maharjan October 29, 2010

peniser

To keep sexual intercourse to its most basic terms the peniser is the "enterer" in the coital relationship. Can be used to describe a man in heterosexual sex, "the man" in homosexual buggery and the dildo weilding lesbian. All are covered by this term. The receptical of the peniser is is it's antonym the penisee.

Damn it Margaret, I'm the breanwinner and by extension the peniser in this relationship!

by Jack Diddly Squat May 26, 2006

penisscrotumdickcock

The expression used when accidentally nailing a ninja to a cat and missing, thus hitting your partner, or lover, or Harry Munro

"oh penisscrotumdickcock i hit harry munro again"

by Sir Jesus H Christ January 25, 2005

Penissial

Penis-like. similar qualities to that of a penis.

Not necessarily to be used as a derogatory term, but more to describe an object's appearance in shape, scent or feel.

Aimee's nipples flapped in a penissial manner.

Becky spied the building's penissial appearance, whilst imagining scenarios of which she would find most pleasurable.

Annie's hair is liable to being percieved as penissial today.

by JankMindFuck and DDD December 31, 2010

penisskeeball

While receiving oral sex in an inclined position, the male attempts to insert his balls while the length of his shaft is presently inserted in the females oral cavity, or the depths of her throat.

My wife and I penisskeeballed last night and we had so much fun we wanted to tell you about it.

by King Heibai July 18, 2015

reeces-peonises

Some may call this a tasty snack but in fact this girl at times is the complete opposite. She may have a long lean stature and adequate sense of fashion, but behind this facade she is one skin-care obsessed bully. Although the well-known snack normally has extra large cups filled with heavenly delight, a reeces-peonises has a VERY small cup size.

Look its a reeces-peonises, oh no my bad its just an ironing board.

by kimksbum April 12, 2020