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Ponding

The art of pressing two peoples asshole together and one of the people shitting into the other’s asshole
Bro I with Sophie and we were ponding.”
“Ew bro that’s disgusting.”
by Ohiorizzler42069 May 23, 2024
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Panding

The action of placing an edible fruit or vegetable inside someone's rectum whilst another slowly takes bites upon said fruit or vegetable until it is finished, and faced is fully submerged in cheeks
"Hey i found this really girthy cucumber would you like to go panding later today."
by ToasterTart July 22, 2024
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Penning

To pen; A woman takes a recently dead person's penis and inserts it in her vagina and keeps it there until it decomposes
Ana is penning her late husband, that's such a nice thing to do
by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025
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Penning

To pen; A woman who keeps a dead man penis inside her vagina 24/7 until it descomposes
Ana is penning her brother; that's such a nice thing to do!
by The all knowing Fart February 7, 2025
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Pedding out

Pedophile-ing out.

Like lezzing out, but instead of lesbians, its pedophiles!
Me: I cleaned up all my food trash today haha. Now my room is sqeaky cleqn like the behind of a baby.

Friend: okay..

Me: Thats an actual saying btw im not pedding out
by fatshin August 17, 2025
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Panding

To shove a vegetable or fruit/hard substance that is edible up your ass and let another person eat it from tip to tail like a panda eating everything, this is a niche/ kinky bedroom move only done by the risky and the fearless
"Yo I know this is a bit extreme, but I'm kinda hungry. Would you be down to panding?"

"eww, you creep, get away from me."
by ToasterTart September 6, 2025
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Michael Peninger

Michael Penniger Is A Person You Rarely Ever See, He is A Tubby Guy And Adds Alot Of People On Snap. He Is Most Likely A Playstation Player And Talks To People From Other Places. He Also Doesnt Eat Much and Is Usaully Short
Have you seen Michael Peninger He Is Gay
by Raisingseashells February 14, 2019
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