Never say this no matter how juicy the Williams or Conference pear is you're eating when you are in the presence of an amply bosomed female. She will likely not be happy and may slap you thinking you are taking the piss.
Don espied the delicious pear he was eating. The juice was running down his chin. Lisa sat down across from him however he was so engrossed in what he was thinking he did not see her. "Nice pear" he muttered approvingly. A movement awoke him from his reverie but he was not quick enough to move away in time. Lisa hit him full on in the face and called him a sexist pig before putting her tits away and rushing out of the room like she was on fire.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
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Phil: Hey look, Stew is getting in with that hot girl.
Peter: Oh no, I think those last 5 shots are kicking in.
Phil: Yeah, judging by the bitchslap that went the way of the pear
Peter: Oh no, I think those last 5 shots are kicking in.
Phil: Yeah, judging by the bitchslap that went the way of the pear
by Irish Phil October 5, 2009
Get the the way of the pear mug.The process of planting a tree that produces a pomaceous fruit of the Pyrus genus. This process can take 6 years, which gives you a lot of time to gain some courage and face your fears.
A: Ed got cold feet and chickened out on us.
B: He needs to grow a pear
A: Then he could make a fruit salad! I love fruit salad!
B: He needs to grow a pear
A: Then he could make a fruit salad! I love fruit salad!
by JavaJeff March 26, 2016
Get the Grow a pear mug.When something potentially good has gone disastrously wrong. Similar to "taking a turn for the worst" or going "pete tong".
"It all went pear-shaped for England when that shavne headed fool stepped up for the first pen, innit".
by Andy Cooke June 28, 2004
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A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.
This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.
A tool utilized in Medieval Europe to punish those who commit sodomy, heracy, etc.
This pearshaped tool with spikes is inserted into one of said victim's orfices and via a screw is cranked open, causing severe internal mutilation.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
Get the The Pear mug.When a chick is lying on her back with her legs together straight into the air and all you can see facing her from behind is a perfect pear with a slit for sucking out the juices
by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
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