Noun: A term that once meant you were honorable and loved your country. Today it means you’re a racist asshole. When you hear “I’m a patriot,” you can be sure something racist was said or is about to be said.
Joe: “I hate these fucking Mexicans taking our jobs and their dreamer kids not leaving too.”
Bill: “joe, that’s racist, stupid and unneeded.”
Joe:”No, Bill, it’s not! I am a patriot! Excuse me while I got fuck my sister and make America great again.”
Bill: “joe, that’s racist, stupid and unneeded.”
Joe:”No, Bill, it’s not! I am a patriot! Excuse me while I got fuck my sister and make America great again.”
by SatansWarBoner May 24, 2018
Get the Patriotmug. by Zaddy Nye June 11, 2020
Get the patriotmug. Patriots is a shitty football team that will never win another Super Bowl for 50 years and with never ever beat the Eagles because the patriots suck.
by SupremeHeem February 4, 2018
Get the Patriotsmug. by hitler July 15, 2004
Get the patriotmug. Joe: Gay marriage must remain illegal!
Jim: Why?
Joe: Because...it must! I am a patriot! I must defend my country's sacredness and the rights of the American people!
Jim: But is gay marriage really that damaging? And aren't you taking away people's rights by opposing gay marriage?
Joe: Well...um...you did read that study, didn't you?
Jim: What study?
Joe: You know...that one...a while back...that proved that gay marriage is evil?
Jim: How did they prove it? What were their methods?
Joe: Well...um...they...did a bunch of...um...statistics, and....
Jim: ...There is no such study, is there?
Joe: Well...um...not exactly...
Jim: So...why do you oppose gay marriage?
Joe: Well...um...because all of my friends are opposed to gay marriage, so I'm going to oppose it too!
Jim: (facepalm)
Jim: Why?
Joe: Because...it must! I am a patriot! I must defend my country's sacredness and the rights of the American people!
Jim: But is gay marriage really that damaging? And aren't you taking away people's rights by opposing gay marriage?
Joe: Well...um...you did read that study, didn't you?
Jim: What study?
Joe: You know...that one...a while back...that proved that gay marriage is evil?
Jim: How did they prove it? What were their methods?
Joe: Well...um...they...did a bunch of...um...statistics, and....
Jim: ...There is no such study, is there?
Joe: Well...um...not exactly...
Jim: So...why do you oppose gay marriage?
Joe: Well...um...because all of my friends are opposed to gay marriage, so I'm going to oppose it too!
Jim: (facepalm)
by mountaineer1987 August 5, 2011
Get the Patriotmug. 
when your doing a girl in the butt, punch her in the back and bust on it...bruise is blue, blood is red, and bust is white
by pat May 6, 2004
Get the the patriotmug.