Athletical

Adj.; A made up word used in place of "Athletic."

Describing a person physically active or strong, but only used by people unfamiliar with the english language.

As part of an athletical lifestyle, I like to run back to my office from the cafeteria.

by Englishasafirstlanguage November 20, 2010

Student Athletic Trainer

A student athletic trainer is like an athletic trainer, but with no pay and less medical training. In a high school setting, they basically get water, pass out band-aids, help with treatment, and hang out with athletes. They generally spend the most time on football and other male sports, because most student trainers are females and most female athletes are bitches.

See that smokin' chick over there? She's a student athletic trainer. I'm going to get hurt so I can talk to her" " Do it man!"

by TrainingChick January 2, 2011

Pathetic

Aaron Priestley

“You know what, you’re a proper Aaron Priestley... you’re pathetic!”

by The-princess👑 December 6, 2019

Pathetic

A person that goes from obsessing over you to claiming they hate you and yet tries hard to copy your social media. Who knows maybe they’ll even start growing their hair too to look more like u.

Oh he doesn’t speak a word of english and asks other people to translate for his captions haha cute, and pathetic
Did he just post the same pic and kinda used one of your captions too? Hahahaha pathetic
I think he tried to copy your bio, it Sorta cute i guess... a little pathetic too

by Someonenotaspathetic March 15, 2020

pathetic rat anis sniffers

Your average Roblox Stands Awakening random killer.

"Those pathetic rat anis sniffers are killing me!"

by your dad that left June 22, 2022

pathetic seed

Nagito Komaeda's ejaculate, which he describes how he describes how he describes himself frequently

Do you want my pathetic seed?

by rawbussy69 February 17, 2023

pathetification

Gratuitous and calculated efforts by Western media, aid agencies, governments and singers to perpetuate Africa as a needy continent, rather than potentially self-sufficient through ethical governance. A generally useful device to fundraise for various causes. Relies on American's woeful geographic and cultural ignorance.

*Bono: "WELL TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU"*

Oprah: Wow, "Feed the World" is so heartwarming!

Mr. Theroux: That song is offensive in that it contributes to the pathetification of Africans.

by Palais Jamais January 4, 2008