Lie-pathetical

When someone poses a hypothetical, when they are actually referring to something that has or is going to happen.

Father: "Son, where's the car?"
Son: "Ok, hypothetically, what if I took it and maybe drove it into the Dinkleberg's house?"
Father: "Is that a lie-pathetical?"

by The GuardianX August 23, 2018

Pathetic

Too lazy to work, too much of a junky to sell drugs, and too much of a coward to steal from anyone other than those who love them.

He is so pathetic he wont work or sell drugs and is too scared to steal from anyone but family.

by Noodleonapoodle October 5, 2021

pathet lao

The Pathet Lao were a quite unknown but major group of communist guerrilas in Laos similar to the viet cong and viet minh and Khmer Rouge.

They were active during the vietnam war and still control Laos today.

Many people were killed in the civil war.

Chou: I hate those Pathet Lao the slaughtered my entire family.

Anh: I know, I wish Laos would drop communist rule.

by Samnang07 April 16, 2020

Weak and Pathetic

Mari/mariposa/maddie

Mari is the definition weak and pathetic

by jjthenumber1bugsnaxfan May 28, 2023

Pathetic piece of shit

What triggered moralfags will call epic sigma murderers who eat babies. It's worth noting that it doesn't actually mean anything and actually reflects the speaker's own emotional state rather than whoever the speaker is addressing.

Sigma Murderer: I think today I should go burn an orphanage down and then eat a few charred children.
Moralfag: GRRRRR WHAT A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT!! I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!!

by Edginglord July 15, 2025

Pathetic ranch

A term for dumbass or a stupid person

That person is pathetic ranch

by Pathetic Ranch October 29, 2019

pathetic

What most Americans are.

They have no respect, no integrity, no sophistication, no knowledge or understanding of anything. And are arrogant and are all scumbags.

The majority of Americans are pathetic

by Death Menace March 24, 2023