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pastry chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between comencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".
by TyroneTT May 18, 2008
mugGet the pastry chefmug.

poon pastry

A term that is generally used to boast to friends about a sexual experience. Referring to filling a girl's vagina full of cum after ejaculation. There is so much cum it drips out and makes a mess on the floor/bed or other surface of sex.
Dude, I was with this chick last night and I gave her the best poon pastry, she couldn't handle it.
by bootybasher January 7, 2011
mugGet the poon pastrymug.

double baked pastry

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hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart
by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024
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frosting the pastry

1) Oral sex in Kansas.
2) The act of applying cake frosting to one's own ass.
"Those two dykes must be tired after frosting the pastry all night."
by Hung-Lo May 1, 2003
mugGet the frosting the pastrymug.

Pastry ghost

Damn you are a pastry ghost looking motherf******
by mrmhr July 2, 2015
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cum pastry

Cum Pastry
Always a person who has a genetic build of a think, but is muscular as well. Calling them a top or a switch, definitely isn’t correct, as they are a more “defined” think.
Guy 1: Dude look at that twink over there!
Guy 2: Hey, that’s Lesyk, he isn’t a twink, he’s a Cum Pastry
Guy 1: What’s the diff?
Guy2: Just a buff twink who isn’t big enough to seem like a top, or even a switch
by Keysterglen February 15, 2022
mugGet the cum pastrymug.

kinky pastry chef

A pastry chef that uses ingredients from her work for sexual purposes, common in porn.
i totally went out with a kinky pastry chef once, it was magical.
by JP189512 January 13, 2014
mugGet the kinky pastry chefmug.

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