by fokken December 10, 2003
Get the pestilence mug.A pastie bap is a trick performed my a man using his genitalia. It is performed simply by pulling the scrotum over the entire male organ to cover it. It thus resembles the surface of a pastie bap.
Mate, you may have just performed an outstanding impression of an elephant and a woman simply by manipulating your genitalia but wait till you see my pastie bap!
by jamesbensonphillips May 10, 2011
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1. The form or art of being pasty. 2. Physics (a.) the property of unimaginable whiteness. (b.) The degree to which flash from any photographic instrument bounces off one's face to make photo seem undesirably bright.
1. The form or art of being pasty. 2. Physics (a.) the property of unimaginable whiteness. (b.) The degree to which flash from any photographic instrument bounces off one's face to make photo seem undesirably bright.
by Chad Stradwick January 15, 2008
Get the pasticity mug.A male who wears makeup. Yes! You heard that right, metros (metrosexuals) have endless ways to display their 'gay vague' attitude by wearing 'guyliner' (guy eyeliner), or just wear 'natural make-up' (be it bronzing or mere 'facercize' to have better looks!) and aren't ashamed -- as most metrosexuals are! -- to refer to themselves as 'guy chicks', or 'mirls' (men girls)!
The average PP can be spotted at 'podules' (men beauty salons that provide hair-care, facials and massage services in designated personal booths), or at high-end organic salons that cater for its growing male customership.
Metrosexuality has given us a large lexical inheritance that , usually slips the 'gendar' (gender radar): 'Mandex', are *ahem* spandex that males can wear! 'Manties' are male panties! Hell! And if that's not insult enough for us males, then here's a 'mansserrier' (man brassier) for you moobies (man boobies)! 'Mangs' (male bags, also known as 'murses': male purses) for your shoulders! And you are set and ready to go metro-ing your gayass across town!
Metrosexual males are also known as hermaphrodudes (hermaphrodite dudues)/ homme fatales (the male version of femme fatale!)/ 'strays' (straight gays!).
The average PP can be spotted at 'podules' (men beauty salons that provide hair-care, facials and massage services in designated personal booths), or at high-end organic salons that cater for its growing male customership.
Metrosexuality has given us a large lexical inheritance that , usually slips the 'gendar' (gender radar): 'Mandex', are *ahem* spandex that males can wear! 'Manties' are male panties! Hell! And if that's not insult enough for us males, then here's a 'mansserrier' (man brassier) for you moobies (man boobies)! 'Mangs' (male bags, also known as 'murses': male purses) for your shoulders! And you are set and ready to go metro-ing your gayass across town!
Metrosexual males are also known as hermaphrodudes (hermaphrodite dudues)/ homme fatales (the male version of femme fatale!)/ 'strays' (straight gays!).
The latest in an ever-growing trend of gender-flexing metrosexuality, the pastel princess is an image-weary male who has 'his' own mindset about what makes a man... a man! Not my 'mang', oops! bag!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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Get the Christian Pastelini mug.when an unprecedented amount of cannabis has been smoked leaving the mouth feeling dried up and sticky. No amount of liquid can cure the pasties, often dried biscuits or bread will cause great discomfort to a person experiencing the pasties due to the inability to successfully chew the food without it sticking to every part of the mouth.
"lick the rolly paper dude"
"nah i can't, ive got the killer pasties"
"i can't swallow this chocolate biscuit, ive got the pasties"
"nah i can't, ive got the killer pasties"
"i can't swallow this chocolate biscuit, ive got the pasties"
by galem April 3, 2009
Get the pasties mug.A common trap integrated into archways, but also a usable spell for spirits. Creates an extremely toxic gas capable of stripping a human to the bones in seconds.
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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