pumming

The act of pooping and cumming at the same time, typically without a sexual partner.

"Last night I was pumming on the toilet"
"One time I came when I was pooping. I pummed"

by TheSStrainwreck June 18, 2018

Pumming

When you are pissing and cumming at the same time.

"Aaaaahhhh!! I'm Pumming!!"

by flesh_submitter March 03, 2023

Pumming

To piss and cum at the same time

Bro I'm pumming help me

by Zombiman January 28, 2025

Pre-Pum (p)

When you tilt the gas nozzle toward the car to put gas in, and a little gas has jumped the gun.

Bro, I went to put gas in the car, and there was pre-pum (p)

by Sharnold3 December 12, 2016

pum widickarus

i.e. plum ridiculous. this is a term most often said by small children, who can not properly pronounce "plum ridiculous," and by dumb adults who imitate them.

"Now, Vowrie, dat is just pum widickarus."

by Valerie Meeks January 17, 2009

Pum

its when you pee and cum at the same time

omg I PUM

by Uncle Racc January 05, 2021

Pum

When you poo and cum at the same time

“Ahhhh I think I’m gonna pum

by Tony bologna420 September 20, 2020