Pum

The combination of piss and cum advancing out of the male penis.

Ben: Did you just piss and cum at the same time?! Bro?!
Nathan: Nah man Pumming.

by InsteadOfBread February 26, 2022

Pum

To piss and cum at the same time. Usually not resulting good.
Past tense: Pame

"Dude, yesterday, I was jerking off and I pame...
I hate when I pum"

by MichaelMLP January 9, 2024

pum widickarus

i.e. plum ridiculous. this is a term most often said by small children, who can not properly pronounce "plum ridiculous," and by dumb adults who imitate them.

"Now, Vowrie, dat is just pum widickarus."

by Valerie Meeks January 17, 2009

Pum

Another way of saying F**K.
Can be used as a verb or noun

Means "To fuck"
I'm gonna pum that girl
"She's Pumable - She's F**Kable

by dman2008 June 6, 2024

Pum

A pooey bumhole

A poo bum
Used to describe someone who is being annoying or out of order

(Plural pums/pummy/pumhole)

Bartholomew you are being such a pum today

by Kaka klem December 31, 2020

le pums

A sexual interaction between a male and female. Coded for easy discreet discussion. Commonly abbreviated to LP or NLP in the case of 'no le pums'

Did you get any le pums last night?

Nah mate, NLP

by Pan Dat September 24, 2020

Pum

Pooey Cum

I've eaten his pum today

by kendile123 March 2, 2022