PTSD 

Pretty Thick and Strong Dick

Michael: Dude, my friend has PTSD.
Justin: Oh, that's sad.
Michael: Yeah, a Pretty Thick and Strong DICK.

PTSD by thespongeyaids May 27, 2015

PTSD 

The tool used to pack down the bud at the end of your joint to make sure it’s nice and compact.

Friend: yo, got that PTSD for my blunt?

Other friend: yea man, I got you.

Friend: cheers boss

PTSD by DasFatMan March 20, 2018

PTSD 

Post Thanksgiving Stretch Disorder;
The act of eating a copious amount of food on Thanksgiving and developing stretch marks on your stomach such as those pregnant women get.

Those marks are from no baby, Tanya just had a severe case of PTSD.

PTSD by Bee_Moyla November 26, 2009

ptsr 

Posting To See Replies

I want to see the replies so I post in a thread; PTSR

ptsr by Durak- January 5, 2007

PTSTD 

A sexually transmitted disease acquired during intercourse taking place after a traumatic event

Let me tell you son, when you’ve lived through war sometimes it’s the scars you can’t see that’s hurt the most. I’m still suffering from PTSTD after a late night liaison in Saigon after our base came under fire. It itches like hell.

PTSTD by GolfVet March 24, 2018

SA-MP PTSD 

basically when ur highly addicted to samp 24/7

dead game 2018-19

Zac: bro, ur such a kid playing samp 24/7 u got SA-MP PTSD or something get some help

SA-MP PTSD by XDDDDDDDDDDDDX1323 December 11, 2018

PTSD 

Post Traumatic Send Disorder - The feeling of anxiety stemmed from the fear of a possible good or bad reaction to email or a text one just sent.

Sherrie suffered from PTSD when she sent, what she thought was an innocent text, to a guy she was infatuated with only to find out it could be taken a completely different and possibly embarrassing way.

PTSD by IstillGotMYballz February 4, 2009