band practice

An expression often used to get out of an awkward situation.

This is particularly popular the morning after a one night stand. Either to make your excuses to leave or to hint that the other party should be on their way.

I've gotta go, I have band practice.

I'd can't go out tonight. I've got band practice.

Last night was great, the boys are coming over soon for band practice.

by poiuytoo July 10, 2011

band practice

practice for band members that involves learning how to play and march better. these practices are to prepare band members for performances, concerts, and competitions.

I have band practice after school on Monday's, Tuesday's, and Thursday's from 3:30 - 6:00 PM.

by stillAflute_iWillBe4ever October 3, 2006

protective dike

a fat woman in comfortable shoes that says "HEY....don't go near the water."

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

Practice

(verb): Drinking at your house prior to going to your friends to pregame. This in turn will be followed by more drinking while out and about.

Allan: Dude you coming by my house first before we go out? We got to pregame.
V: I'm already practicing at my house.
Allan: Game time bitches! Practice makes perfect.

by V the mosquite NJ October 1, 2010

Bizarre Sexual Practice

Anything related to paraphilia.

See paraphilia.

There are alot of odd paraphilias and bizarre sexual practices.

by Mistercity August 6, 2006

target practice

Placing a flushable object in a toilet (like a small piece of toilet paper), then urinating on it. Usually done by males.

I'm bored and sober. So I'm doing target practice in the bathroom.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Broactive

1. (adj./adverb)The act of helping out your fellow bro.
2. (adverb) Furthering your status in the bro community (bro-mmunity).

1. "When Sean bought his thirsty friend Justin a Powerade after a hard game on ultimate frisbee, he was being very broactive.
2. "Mark broavtively stopped his friend James from making out with their friend Mike's girlfriend."

by Justin Gainer April 6, 2009