Pre-Ask 

verb: To ask someone a question before asking a question.

"Hey Tommy, can I ask you a question? (the pre-ask) Why is the IT department so cruel? (the real question)"

Pre-Ask by JDubs81 June 5, 2009

Pre-mature Eclapulation 

Verb or Noun; to clap to early; or a clap that comes too early in a musical or theatrical performance. Either an audience member is too eager to applaud the performer, (either to shoo him off stage or out of sheer adulation) OR the performance is long-winded, experimental, or filled with confusing codas that lead audience members to believe the piece is ending when in fact it has not.

After 4 minutes of silence during piece number 1 in the Tribute to John Cage performance, Kasia believed the composition to be over, causing her pre-mature eclapulation.

Pre-mature Eclapulation by Taber Wood September 16, 2009

pre-eat 

to eat a meal before going to a restaurant. The theory is that if you pre-eat, you will be less hungry, order less food, and save money. Sometimes, you can't really afford to eat out, but in order to maintain a social life, you have to agree to meet your friends in a restaurant once in a while. Pre-eating allows you to maintain your social life and avoid going broke.

Honey, Joe wants us to meet him for sushi tonight at Dojo's. If we pre-eat, the bill shouldn't set us back too much.

Even while pre-eating, I wasn't able to pay my monthly student loan payments.

I pre-ate a loaf of bread before meeting my colleague for dinner.

I've always been a big pre-eater.

pre-eat by fleaquita November 14, 2009

pre-pubescent scream 

a very highly annoying scream or yell from a kid in their pre teen age, who makes a horrible high pitched victory screech..

prepubescent screamer: "HOLY SHIT, I JUST GOT THE NUKE....YESSSSS NUKE!!"

person 2: "OMFG, what that aweful noisy?, did a cat just die?"

person 3: "nah that's just a pre-pubescent scream, don't pay any attention, just block it out man."

pre-pubescent scream by pwnsomeNAME July 25, 2010

Pre-Nip

an agreement signed before a breast augmentation to ensure that the male buying the boobs gets reimbursed if the relationship ends

Before Marc paid for Nicole's boob job, he made her sign a pre-nip. He wanted to make sure he was getting to use the jugs for his entertainment and only his. If she rolls his ass, he gets the money back.

Pre-Nip by Haywood19 November 9, 2010

pre-raw 

Something that has achieved a high enough level of cool, so as to push beyond the limits of being raw. This term is reserved for scenarios of an unnaturally amazing caliber.

That Avenged Sevenfold concert was fucking pre-raw!

pre-raw by JanceLosh February 24, 2011

Pre-Beat 

The act of stroking your erect penis with no intention of ejaculating prior to having sex with an intimate partner. Performed solely for excitatory purposes to make the act of having sex more pleasurable when it actually occurs.

The amount of self-control required to avoid ejaculation is not only threatening, but down right dangerous.

Also known as a preliminary pud-pull.

Jim: You planning on hooking up with that waitress tomorrow night?
Mike: Yeah man, I gotta pre-beat the shit outta my junk beforehand.
Jim: I was JUST gonna tell you to make sure to pre-beat, it makes the sex so much better.

Pre-Beat by SolidFour October 13, 2011