Portland Noodles

The act of ejaculating into a lover's armpit hair and letting it dry and get crusty. Then munching on it like dry ramen.

First usage 2018, Paul, Mayo, and Aaron

Did you seriously have Portland Noodles today?

by CASTLE6969Liberator November 02, 2018

portland pub

A lesbian bar, especially one with a large selection of beers.

We’ll be heading to a portland pub to celebrate her coming out.

by vanishingly February 23, 2021

Portland Park

a place were the kids of 5th - 15th ave in the city of Haverhill,MA find home and refuge.

"Yo, lets go to portland and smoke that bogie!"

"Portland Park"

by JOFAxxx November 06, 2011

South of Portland

When you're trying to go in the front, but go in the back instead.

When my boyfriend comes to visit, he usually ends up South of Portland

by Snark_Attack July 08, 2017

Portland Culture

Progressively unproductive. Doing things that amount to nothing that make you wonder why you just did that. An example being the constant conversation about the homeless in Portland metro yet nothing being done.

Person #1: Hey! How was the protest?

Person #2: Oohh, you know. We protested, it was Portland culture.

Person #1: Wow, too bad you wasted all that time for nothing!

by dickeddownbehindtheline August 19, 2022

Portland Tennessee

A small town where it's normal to be driven to school in a tractor. 3/4 of the population is made up of mullet wearing hillbillies, who wear cowboy boots.

Person one: do you see that kid with a mullet? He got driven to school in a tractor.
Person two: yeah? that's because he's from Portland Tennessee.

by ihatecountrypeople September 07, 2021

Portland Pushrod

Cracking an egg into someone's ass and scrambling it with your penis.

Tim and I forgot a bowl to scramble eggs when we went camping, so we used the Portland Pushrod to scramble them.

by spidr pig May 24, 2020