pooh chute

I did her up her pooh chute, she loved it...
by Matty Moo June 16, 2006
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pooh reading

Selections of various internet articles, Wikipedia posts, top 10 surveys or websites that are read while defecating. May or may not be read on a smart phone or tablet.
Top 10 Latina Bikini models? That sounds like some good Pooh Reading.

North Korea actually has food? That sounds like some good Pooh Reading!
by BIGGROBBMIXES December 27, 2014
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Walk-A-Pooh

The act of a Canine taking a shit and continuing to walk instead of the simple, one pile squat. The dog in question will slowly meander while pinching off loaves to which scientists still have no answer as to why.
"Hey man what the hell is wrong with your dog?" "Oh him... he is just a Walk-A-Pooh." Then ironically I have to dawn my plastic glove of shame and follow the trail of shit to an eager and freshly relieved slobber goblin who cannot wait to play ball!
by HTH-Utah October 21, 2010
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Pooh Sticks

Faecal variation of the old children's game of dropping sticks off a bridge and seeing who's stick floats under the bridge first. The added skill is being able to produce a suitable turd more quickly than your opponent and without falling backwards into the river (potentially hitting one's own turd to add insult to injury)
When Pooh arrived to the bridge spanning from one side of the creek to the other, he saw two figures standing on the bridge, intensively staring down into the water. One was Piglet. And the other one looked very much Eeyore. Amazingly much like Eeyore. If Pooh hadn't been so sure that it couldn't be Eeyore, he might even have believed that it really was Eeyore.
by Raven June 18, 2004
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pooh chaser

"Lawrie had always been an enthusiastic pooh chaser"
by Spycho August 05, 2003
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pooh pusher

by Spycho August 05, 2003
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Pooh Proder

Pooh Proder is a Poofter
There was a pooh proder shaging another pooh proder up the arse
by Grazmataz Christmas-tree December 02, 2004
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