pony fiddler

a person who gains sexual gratification from fondling equine genitalia. Common past time amongst supporters of Southampton FC.

St Mary's stadium had an attendance of 15000 pony fiddlers.

by ptid1967 October 29, 2007

Pony Punch

Similar to the donkey punch, but without penetration of any kind (but still with the punch).

Dude did you see Malcolm Reynolds dryhump that chick?

Yeah! He totally pony punched her!

by MacDeuce March 31, 2009

pony pucks

Equine excrement, as used in an exclamation by COL Sherman T. Potter, M*A*S*H* 4077th.

Radar: "Umm, sir? HQ says they won't have any more nurses available until next month..."

COL Potter: "PONY PUCKS!"

by JoeyDonuts November 2, 2009

pony girl

A bondage chick who likes to wear pony gear like blinders, a bit, and a fake horse tail.

That chick likes it rough, she likes bein' my pony girl.

by Ledbatz February 3, 2006

Pony fiddler

Someone from Southampton aka an inbred cunt. Known for playing with a horses genitalia and sucking their mums toes.

Person 1: How will the Pony Fiddlers do today against Leicester?
Person 2: Theyll lose 9-0 then wank off some horses after

by Simple fakts June 25, 2021

Pony Express

Quick status cocaine dealers. They usually have large quantities ready within the hour.

"Hey man can you get me some more of this blow?!"

"Hold on let me call the pony express. Check back in ten minutes"

by bnasssssty May 7, 2010

pony rage

The confined, built up energy due to anger or frustration, that lies in the deep part of your mind allowing you to exert an inhuman amount of force or concentration on a given activity.

Last night at the hockey game I tapped into my pony rage and checked this guy really hard.

by Matt Landis December 15, 2003